JON CORZINE IS TAKING “NEW JERSEY” SO LITERALLY: “Asked directly if he thought [Chris] Christie was fat, Corzine touched his bare head, smiled and said, ‘Am I bald?’” By default Jon Corzine is now automatically governor of eighth grade and certain parts of the South Shore of Long Island. [Ben Smith]

God bless Twitter, aka “man’s greatest achievement,” for enabling ordinary citizens to combat MSM smear campaigns against political heroes such as Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, whose entire political reputation emanates from deep within her thick, shiny hairdo. MORE »