Tag: bain capital

Up To $33 Million Of Romney’s Zillions May Be Hidden In Offshore Tax Havens

Insipid rich dweeb Mitt Romney is facing even more impertinent questioning about his infinite investments, and the answers may surprise you -- if you just landed on Earth and then decided to jump off a stupid tree and hit...

Obama Doesn’t Hate Bain, Unlike Gingrich And His Own Campaign

Guess where Barack Obama's new Office of Management and Budget director, Jeff Zients, used to work? Just guess. Oh okay, the headline basically gives it away: he worked at Bain Capital from 1988 to 1990 in between Mitt Romney's...

Romney’s Tax Rate Is About the Same As Congress’s Approval Rating

During a campaign stop in Florence, SC Tuesday, fresh off yet another night of news articles called "Focus Is On Romney at ______ Debate," Mitt Romney told reporters that he believes his current tax rate is 15 percent. Yeah,...

Colbert Super PAC: Mitt Romney Is a Serial Killer

Stephen Colbert's super PAC released an attack ad in South Carolina this weekend that makes the brilliant connection between Romney's "corporations are people" comment and the number of jobs he killed while working at Bain Capital. Duh, that would...

Sarah Palin to Mitt Romney: And But Like So, What 100,000 Jobs?

Sarah Palin, world's greatest unwitting composer of spam correspondence, has joined delightfully unexpected team of avengers Gingrich, Perry, Paul, Santorum and Huntsman LLC in attacking Romney's Bain Capital tenure, specifically his claim that he created 100,000 jobs while papering...

Gingrich As of An Hour Ago Regrets Bain Attacks On Romney

Newt Gingrich, Head Muckraker/Chief Hypocritical Ombudsman of Political Utterances Great and Small, is campaigning in South Carolina today, where he decided around 3 o'clock in the afternoon that his attacks of Romney's time at Bain Capital might have gone...

Bain Capital Victim Prefers Despicable Obama Over Disgusting Romney

Glen Patrick Wells is a former steel worker from Peculiar, Missouri who was laid off as the result of Bain Capital's restructuring of his former place of work, GS Technologies. Wells is so infuriated by the work of "predatory...

Romney Claims He Created 100,000 Jobs, Forgets To Carry the Negative

Bad news for Mitt Romney, again, as always: Now that his only real competition is a charm coffin like Rick Santorum, the press has no other choice but to pay attention to Romney's actual, boring campaign. THAT IS SOOOO...

Here Is a Weird Old Photo of Mitt Romney Making Sweet Love To Money

Oh look, it is an old photo of Mitt Romney and some buddies from Bain Capital having loads of dirty sex with wads of dollar bills. This is how Money Is Made, children! Ha ha, you probably thought it...