bain capital
Up To $33 Million Of Romney’s Zillions May Be Hidden In Offshore Tax Havens
Insipid rich dweeb Mitt Romney is facing even more impertinent questioning about his infinite investments, and the answers may surprise you — if you just landed on Earth and then decided to jump off a stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Seems ol’ Mitt is allegedly using every rich dude trick [...]
Romney’s Tax Rate Is About the Same As Congress’s Approval Rating
During a campaign stop in Florence, SC Tuesday, fresh off yet another night of news articles called “Focus Is On Romney at ______ Debate,” Mitt Romney told reporters that he believes his current tax rate is 15 percent. Yeah, that’s right, lower than what most middle class Americans pay annually and two percent higher than [...]
Colbert Super PAC: Mitt Romney Is a Serial Killer
Stephen Colbert’s super PAC released an attack ad in South Carolina this weekend that makes the brilliant connection between Romney’s “corporations are people” comment and the number of jobs he killed while working at Bain Capital. Duh, that would make him A SERIAL KILLER by his own admission, if he ever admitted to anything. The [...]
Sarah Palin to Mitt Romney: And But Like So, What 100,000 Jobs?
Sarah Palin, world’s greatest unwitting composer of spam correspondence, has joined delightfully unexpected team of avengers Gingrich, Perry, Paul, Santorum and Huntsman LLC in attacking Romney’s Bain Capital tenure, specifically his claim that he created 100,000 jobs while papering his 100,000-square-foot house with 100,000 benjamins. Never mind that in the past one-eighth-eon that constitutes a [...]
Gingrich As of An Hour Ago Regrets Bain Attacks On Romney
Newt Gingrich, Head Muckraker/Chief Hypocritical Ombudsman of Political Utterances Great and Small, is campaigning in South Carolina today, where he decided around 3 o’clock in the afternoon that his attacks of Romney’s time at Bain Capital might have gone too far. Gingrich was confronted by an unhappy Rick Santorum supporter during a — what else [...]
Bain Capital Victim Prefers Despicable Obama Over Disgusting Romney
Glen Patrick Wells is a former steel worker from Peculiar, Missouri who was laid off as the result of Bain Capital’s restructuring of his former place of work, GS Technologies. Wells is so infuriated by the work of “predatory capitalist” Romney that he says he will now support MoveOn’s efforts to make Bain Capital Romney’s [...]
Romney Claims He Created 100,000 Jobs, Forgets To Carry the Negative
Bad news for Mitt Romney, again, as always: Now that his only real competition is a charm coffin like Rick Santorum, the press has no other choice but to pay attention to Romney’s actual, boring campaign. THAT IS SOOOO UNFAIR! Especially because the only way Romney’s campaign can back up his job creation record — [...]
Here Is a Weird Old Photo of Mitt Romney Making Sweet Love To Money
Oh look, it is an old photo of Mitt Romney and some buddies from Bain Capital having loads of dirty sex with wads of dollar bills. This is how Money Is Made, children! Ha ha, you probably thought it “grew on trees” or something. Sorry, the reality is far more disgusting. [Political Wire]
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