Wonkette

KING: One of my favorite foods is bagels and lox and cream cheese. They put out a whole assortment. I have no idea what this is, peas.
RAMSAY: They’re called capers.
KING: Capers, green stuff here.
RAMSAY: Chives. [Extreme Mortman]

* Heard on the Hill: Kyle Sampson and John Ashcroft had a very romantic date at a Wizards game… U.S. Chamber of Commerce accidentally told every single member of Congress that they won a “prestigious award.” … Duncan Hunter’s FEC filing is for a committee called “Hunter for Prseident Inc.” [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Some billionaire is parking his yacht here. Go paint “fuck the Pope” on it… Cute duck video is very cute. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Grover Norquist’s breakfast meeting now has a BAGEL TOWER! … More b-list celebs will attend the WHCA dinner… Sen. Tom Carper, D-Del has some insane medieval splint on his leg. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Charlie Rangel’s book party was apparently a good time… Navy SEALS taking over the Mall, martial law to continue as planned… Blogger Jessica Cutler reviews Chris Buckley book about a blogger, following Buckley’s review of a book by blogger Ana Marie Cox. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Some people are defending Imus, some aren’t… Amy Klobuchar and Sherrod Brown are in a tight race to win the Senate’s coveted Nerd Award. [WP]