Alaskan anger bear Sarah Palin is such a real pro-America American that her klan rally outfits cost $150,000 — to go with her $4,000 haircuts. And she didn’t even pay for this fortune of couture herself, as she depends on the government and the RNC for such corporate welfare. Barack Obama, on the other hand, is a salt-of-the-earth true human who humbly campaigns by foot across the real real America, in these shoes, which he wears down to nothing and then get resoled like a good hard-working Depression era young man with big dreams and humble means. [Callie Shell/Aurora via DailyKos]

What incendiary Capitol Hill bar allows its well-heeled (or well-connected) regulars to run its pool tables like their own personal money-making enterprise? They’ll tell you that it’s $50 a game or $5 a ball to play on “their” tables, but don’t even try to win because you might win the game, but once the bouncers remove you from the premises at your opponent’s request, you’ll never collect your money.

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