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Posts Tagged ‘bad jokes’

TIGER WOODS HAS SO MUCH MONEY!

Michele Bachmann’s Own Constituents Were So Mean To Her!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Meh, who wants to watch this whole thing? But it’s worth looking at the beginning to see her booed by town hall attendees for making a joke about Tiger Woods loaning the president $300 trillion. “HEALTHCARE, THIS IS A HEALTHCARE FORUM,” they shout, which is just a deeply unserious thing to yell in a public forum when your congresswoman is trying to get out a joke. Good times start around the 2:15 mark. [YouTube/Dusty Trice]


PHOTO CONTESTS

Show the Washingtonian What Kinds of Things Only Happen in DC

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

winner! DC is such a lively place, with its vagrants and whores and millionaires, and that’s just on Capitol Hill! The Washingtonian is holding a contest to find the best picture of our DC, depicting the banal theme of “Only in Washington.” MORE »


LOSERS

Massachusetts House Speaker Insults Aide With Spitzer Joke

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008


Here is a clip of the Massachusetts Speaker of the House joking at a St. Patrick’s Day breakfast about how his very young, idealistic, underpaid female employee is a prostitute. We have a name for folks like Sal DiMasi: they are called “fat assholes.” [WBZ]