Who is this monster who beat up homeless Willy Wonka and stole his jacket? Oh it’s just your kindly Senator Bob Bennett from Utah, asking the Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs Committee if they would like some licorice sticks. They’re in the back of his van. His windowless van.

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Have you noticed that lady politicians tend to wear clothes sometimes? Have you noticed that sometimes those clothes look like couches or draperies or other home furnishings? Hillary Clinton has noticed it, too, and tells her tale of national fashion humiliation to the only magazine that cares. [Us Weekly] MORE »