Tag: bad ideas

Finally! A Dorito For Me, A Woman.

Sure, we wanted equal pay, but we got tinier, less crunchy Doritos. And if that's not a win, I don't know what is.

BREAKING: Hugh Hewitt Has Terrible Idea

Let's give the rich a tax cut by hurting shoppers, seniors, teachers, and anyone who isn't already rich.

Trump’s Immigration Crime Hotline Is Helping Snitches Get Stitches

The Trump administration's Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement hotline call log is searchable online, and that could be pretty dangerous.

Iowa Lawmaker Will End Universities’ Liberal Bias With This One Weird Unconstitutional Trick

From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our white people learning?

Trump Idiot Says Muslim Registry Great Idea, Because Look How Well Japanese-American Internment Went

Some people insist on learning the wrong lessons from history.
And you should resign, too

Genius DNC Staffer Who Suggested Painting Bernie Sanders As Atheist Can Go To Very Religious Hell

One of the leaked DNC emails shows party operatives floated the idea of hinting Bernie Sanders was an atheist. Good lord, that was stupid.

Colorado Town Votes To Not Issue Drone-Hunting Licenses; Freedom May Survive Anyway

Last July, we told you about the fun idea proposed by the town of Deer Trail, Colorado, (population 546): sell novelty "drone hunting licenses" that would promise a bounty to anyone who brought down a federally-owned unmanned aerial vehicle....

Sweet Guitarist Andy Scott Loses Dumbest Lawsuit Of The Week So Far

So let's say you're in a rock band whose glory days are long, long gone. What should you do to get attention? Was your answer "engage in a super-costly frivolous lawsuit that gets me nothing but ridicule"? If so,...

Why Not Six Californias, For Freedom, Laughs?

According to a report by a state legislative analyst, it would be feasible to split California into six smaller states, although the process would be complicated. The news was reportedly received with great excitement by supporters of a proposed...

RNC To Replace Michael Steele With Even More Hilarious Sarah Palin?

From the perspective of your Wonkette, Michael Steele has been an extremely effective RNC chair, as he has supplied us with a near-endless stream of mockable things to write posts about. But those who actually care about the...

ROBERT McNAMARA IS DEAD: Jesus, anybody else feel like dying in the next week or two? Because now is clearly the time to do it! Robert McNamara prosecuted America's hopeless adventure in Vietnam on behalf of Presidents Kennedy...

OF COURSE HER NAME IS 'BETTY BROWN': "The Texas Democratic Party demanded an apology Wednesday from state Rep. Betty Brown, R-Terrell for suggesting Asian-descent voters should adopt names that are 'easier for Americans to deal with.'" Soon everybody in...