baby making

SOMEHOW LEVI'S FAULT  9:15 pm July 20, 2011

Grandma Palin Strikes Again, Knocks Up Newest Family Member

by Blair Burke

There must be something in that Alaska soil that makes the young women there so fertile, at least the young women who spend a lot of time getting hammered and doing it, in said soil. America weeps this evening, because someone in the Palin family is apparently pregnant again. No, it is not Piper (yet), [...]

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE  8:18 pm July 7, 2011

Barack Obama Sr. Wanted to Drop His Kid Off at the Salvation Army

by Blair Burke

It is common knowledge in this country that the path to a legitimate American presidency begins with baptizing a white baby in a fountain of oil and money and includes a few years of reckless drug experimentation and, potentially, a religious epiphany, before the Bombing and Ruining Everything phase kicks in. This is why Americans [...]

FLOTUS FILES  3:00 pm January 3, 2011

Michelle Obama Is Pregnant (According To Twitter)

by Blair Burke

Between conquering Spain, vanquishing obesity and dancing around India, our beloved FLOTUS had some good times in 2010. What will 2011 bring for our First Lady, we wonder? A workout DVD, co-starring Bo the Fitness Dog? Girl Scouts, led by Jamie Lee Curtis, going door to door to sell easy-to-digest yogurt? More likely, we can [...]

GEORGE W. BUSH  8:29 am August 25, 2006

Daily Briefing: Because “Plan A” Is Reckless Sexing

by Alex Pareene

GEORGE W. BUSH  6:00 pm August 24, 2006

Rumors On The Internets: Just Two Good Ol’ Boys, Wouldn’t Change If They Could

by Alex Pareene

DC   7:20 pm May 15, 2006

Metro Section: Procreation Without Representation

by dlat


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