Team Wonkette Party Crash: John Ashcroft’s Book Party
Thursday, October 26th, 2006
“Each and every page is watermarked with the baby Jesus’ tears.”
God bless the Book Party Season. We haven’t paid for a drink in weeks. Even, surprisingly, at the party last night for John Ashcroft’s Never Again: How America Got Her Groove Back.
After the jump, our exclusive report, with even more exclusive pictures from our very own Intern Nick.
“Each and every page is watermarked with the baby Jesus’ tears.”
God bless the Book Party Season. We haven’t paid for a drink in weeks. Even, surprisingly, at the party last night for John Ashcroft’s Never Again: How America Got Her Groove Back.
After the jump, our exclusive report, with even more exclusive pictures from our very own Intern Nick.









WHY IS MICHELLE MALKIN MAKING THE BABY JESUS CRY? 