Tag: baby farmers

Bachmann Comix Will Feature Sexy Flying Imams, Other Things

The crazed baby-farming, Bush-groping McCarthyite fluorescent light bulb evangelist Michele Bachmann captures the imaginations of liberals and artists alike. How, they wonder, can somebody be so nuts without very publicly nurturing an addiction to high-strength prescription meds? Bachmann lovers will...

GOP Abandoning Loony Michele Bachmann

Nutty baby farmer and commie hunter Michele Bachmann just blabbed her way out of GOP ad buys in Minnesota! Bachmann went on Hardball last week and called everybody a liberal Marxist black anti-American, which for some reason was shocking. (This...

Michele Bachmann Concedes Barack Obama Is Not An Anti-American Who Hates America

OH BLAST YOU Congressional poll trackers, why will you not do a fresh poll of Minnesota District 6? Congresswoman Michele Bachmann's opponent, a rare Upper Midwestern wood sprite of the species tinklenbergus, may be winning by zillions of points...