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CONGRESSBABE HAS BABY, HOORAY: Some freshman member of Congress, Kirsten Gillibrand, popped out a kid this morning! And guess who’s healthy? The baby, the baby is healthy! Everyone make a mimosa right now. Aside from having babies, Gillibrand is famous for defeating the drunkest ex-Congressman ever in the 2006 election. [AP]

• Pictures of hot Israeli women in IDF uniforms. [IMAO]
• Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq, will take shooting lessons. Think Progress commenter asks: “Who is Lindsay Lohan?” [Think Progress]
• AOL user search data includes: “how to kill your wife” “wife killer” “how to kill a wife” “poop.” [Hit&Run]
• Glenn Reynolds celebrates 5 years with himself. Traditional gifts include wood or clocks. [Instapundit]