Wonkette

We just received a host of lovely pictures from a dedicated commenter. Like Axis of Fun, Wonkette is everywhere! But we can’t tell where one of these groups begins and the other begins! There is definite overlapping. So fun! There’s kickball, The Plastics… we are so confused. Is there, like, a diagram out there to make sense of it all? No? Okay. Well, we’re told that the above picture is the AOF beach chairs before they went pink. Awesome.

With their frosted highlights, shiny faces and blinding white smiles, the Axis of Fun have infiltrated the highest offices of our nation’s capital. And good for them! We wanted to learn more about this group of prancing, preening, fun-loving Twinks. We asked around (thanks everybody!), and the overwhelming consensus was that this is indeed an organized group celebrating many forms of douchebaggery. But some people had nice things to say, like the woman who wrote a heartfelt note telling us when she was new to town, the AOF took her in like a cold, hungry, wet-eyed orphan. And she was, you know, a she! So maybe they’re not totally bad.

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