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John McCain, Closet Bigamist?

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Why buy the cow when you can get two cows?Everybody knows the sad story about how John McCain catted around on his crippled wife with a fetching young beer heiress. But now it appears he was actually sort of married to both Mrs. McCains at the same time, in the sense that he had a marriage license with #2 before his divorce to #1 had been finalized! Why does John McCain hate America? MORE »