Tag: awards

Make America Great Again: Introducing The Oscars, But For Abortions!

America! It was great once, remember? But now it’s not, thanks to Muslim presidents and homosexual marriages. If only there were someone out there with enough boundless self-confidence that he truly believed, in his heart of hearts, that he personally...

Harry Reid Wins ‘First Place’ At Hispanic Caucus Awards Ceremony

Yesterday afternoon (at around 4:20 pm -- coincidence or FATE?) Your Wonkette received an email from Liz Glover asking if we wanted to go take photos of important people who were attending the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's 33rd Annual...

A Very Special Broadcast of the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards!

It seems like only a week ago that America gathered around its iPad or whatever and watched the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards, which were not actually broadcast. But now the awful heat wave is mostly over and the awards...

Announcing the Very Special Winners of the Weeping Eagles!

Your editor is drinking cocktails alone in the revolving lounge of some highrise hotel in Pentagon City, due to a liberal mishap at "Reagan" National Airport. What to do, what to do? Make fun of David Ignatius' latest op-ed...

Who Is Invited To Wonkette’s Weeping Eagle Awards Tonight? YOU

Join a whole bunch of your Wonkette pals at 5:30 this evening for the 2010 Weeping Eagles! Consider this your Invitation, this blog post on the Internet. Eat delicious things! Drink cheap beverages! Win Wonkette T-shirts! Laugh at the...

Who Is America’s Bright Young Rising Star of American Political Insanity?

Each election season brings a few new nuts to the great snack bowl of America, and we can all look back and laugh/cry over such political dingbats as Katherine Harris, Mitt Romney, Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula Gibbs, Sarah Palin...

Who Is History’s Most Loathsome Cable News Regular?

How much do you like American Cable News? Not at all? Well, you're probably not even very American. Because part of being born on the Fourth of July -- as all of us were, unless we were slaves or...

2010 Weeping Eagles: Help Choose History’s Worst Political Twitterers!

Did you help America choose the very worst Washington Post op-idiot? That was so patriotic of you, to help choose the very special winners of the First Annual Inaugural 2010 Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards -- the Weagles™! Now it's...

Pick the Worst Washington Post Op-Ed Writer!

Here comes a very prestigious honor disguised as a cheap web poll: You will help choose the worst Kaplan College Test Daily News op-ed columnist of 2010 for Wonkette's first annual Weeping Eagle Awards. What do these five wretched...

Announcing the First Annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards: Call For Nominations!

Friends, commenters, lend us your very worst nominations for the very first annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards. We considered a bunch of different complicated email and web-survey methods, but finally decided the most entertaining way to choose both nominees...

OH HELL YEAH DO THIS THING: It's the last day of something or other with the Warblog Awards! Details here, from warblog Commenter Gen. Chascates. Thank you, everyone, for your many patriotic votes!

The Republican Inappropriate Behaviors Olympic Ceremony

It is a MEDICAL FACT straight from the basement laboratory of Dr. Charles Boustany that Congressional MVP Joe Wilson has won the Internet for the Republicans today! Hooray! Do not forget though, in your excitement for Wilson's accomplishment, to...

Bill Kristol Wins $250,000 Prize For… You Know… All That Stuff And Whatever

What is the Bradley Foundation? Who knows, but it's giving that dumb galoot Bill Kristol a $250,000 prize! No -- STIPEND. Stipend? We'll call it a stipend! What the hell? "The Bradley Foundation selected William Kristol for his outstanding...

Wonkette’s Jim Newell Is Washington’s Favorite Blogger

Capitol Hill typing demon Jim Newell has won an Important Honor! He probably thanks you for your support, in his way.

DO NOT WANT: Your Wonkette got shut out at the Bloggies. We were nominated in the politics, humor and "group sex" categories, and were Soundly Beaten by Nate Silver, the LOLcats, and fucking Gawker. Congratulations everybody!

OH NOES, LAST DAY TO VOTE FOR THE BLOGGIES! And awards season will finally end, forever, as long as you've kindly voted for Wonkette, in all three (3) categories, at this 2009 Bloggies site and received your Confirmation Email,...