According to learned graphology experts, Hillary Clinton is rigid and disciplined; John McCain has a fiery temper; and Barack Obama communicates well. These deep insights arrived after careful consideration of a few writing samples of each candidate, although any five-year-old who watches the news for two minutes might reach the same conclusion. MORE »

• Heard on the Hill: Some idiot staffer
  in the office of Sen. Conrad Burns swears like a sailor over the phone to a reporter in a hilarious case of mistaken identity (example: “And you can tell Sen. George Allen of Virginia to [vulgarity deleted].”). Meanwhile, Condoleezza Rice doesn’t do autographs. [ href="http://www.rollcall.com/issues/52_19/hoh/14728-1.html">Roll Call] MORE »