Tag Archives: autographs

 

Candidates’ Handwriting Confirms Hillary Is Bossy, Obama’s A Pushover, And McCain Is Nuts

According to learned graphology experts, Hillary Clinton is rigid and disciplined; John McCain has a fiery temper; and Barack Obama communicates well. These deep insights arrived after careful consideration of a few writing samples of each candidate, although any five-year-old who watches the news for two minutes might reach the same conclusion. Read more on Candidates’ Handwriting Confirms Hillary Is Bossy, Obama’s A Pushover, And McCain Is Nuts…
 

Gossip Roundup: If It Isn’t My Old Pal [Vulgarity Deleted]

Heard on the Hill: Some idiot staffer in the office of Sen. Conrad Burns swears like a sailor over the phone to a reporter in a hilarious case of mistaken identity (example: “And you can tell Sen. George Allen of Virginia to [vulgarity deleted].”). Meanwhile, Condoleezza Rice doesn’t do autographs. [Roll Call] Read more on Gossip Roundup: If It Isn’t My Old Pal [Vulgarity Deleted]…