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Next time you go to a Comic Con, make sure you bring your wallet, as it will be $80 to take a photo with this former Illinois governor and $50 to get his autograph.

Absolutely insane North Carolina swamp angel Rep. Virginia Foxx hates that lecturin’ taxy-spendy sumbitch Kenyan hobgoblin liar fraud Barack Obama. On the other hand, she’d love to touch his penis. [Twitter via Teresa Kopec]