Tag: aurora

Barack Obama Proposes A Few Minor Tweaks To Prevent Gun Deaths, Usual Freakout Ensues

Now that Barack Obama has nullified the Second Amendment and grabbed all the guns, we'd like to look back at the speech in which he sounded the death knell of freedom for approximately the 1,485th time in his presidency....
Yes, yes, it's from Fahrenheit 451, just roll with it

Second Planned Parenthood Hit By Arson In A Month. Those Videos Are Working!

Looks like the anti-Planned Parenthood hysteria is inspiring some fine Americans to make the world a safer place for fetuses by taking direct action. In Thousand Oaks, California, somebody tried to burn down a Planned Parenthood clinic. While initial...
Not a pussy.

Bobby Jindal Will Talk Gun Violence, Soon As He’s Done Giving The NRA This Rimjob

Bobby Jindal, craven asshole: Despite the fact that John Russell Houser had a long history of mental illness and arrests but was able to legally purchase a .40 caliber semi-automatic handgun at a pawn shop, Governor Bobby Jindal repeatedly told...

Mean Ladies Bully Responsible Gun Owners Into Spitting On Them, Threatening To Rape And Kill Them, For Freedom

Here's a not-at-all nice story from Mother Jones about the lengths to which a whole bunch of Responsible Second Amendment Advocates have harassed and threatened women who have called for limitations on gun ownership. We want to make it...

Colorado State Senator Delighted Aurora Shooter Had Access To 100 Bullets At Once

There's no dearth of terrible state legislators being terrible but we really have to hand it to one Mr. Senator Bernie Herpin (R-Awful) of Colorado, who decided to take the gut-wrenching tragedy of the Aurora, Colorado, theater shooting and...

Gun Fondlers Just Want Equal Time At Aurora Victims’ Ceremony To Remember The Poor Confiscated Guns

A pro-gun group plans to hold a demonstration in favor of the 2nd Amendment in the same suburban Denver park where a remembrance will be held for victims of the Aurora theater shootings, which occurred one year ago today....

Celebrate Independence Day By Shooting Off Your Gun: A July 4th Gun Fun Times Roundup

Guten Tag, liberal Wonkstaffel! With the upcoming holiday when all good God-fearing Americans celebrate the founding of the Greatest Nation in the History of Everâ„¢, we thought it a good opportunity to check up on the continued efforts to...

Heavy Metal Yowler Dave Mustaine Knows Obama Did All Those Shootings, Probably 9/11 Too

If there's one aspect of modern political discourse your Wonkette editor finds unbearably tedious, it's "Remember how our side did X and you reacted with outrage, but now YOUR side did X and WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE," because the only...

NRO Editor Kathryn Jean Lopez: Was Aurora Shooter Possessed By Beelzebub?

Does Kathryn Jean Lopez believe the Aurora shooter, James Holmes, was possessed by demons? She does not say so. What she says is that a story by a Catholic priest who says possession is real and posits that James...

Idiots On Aurora: Pt. Trois(t)

We are almost perfectly sure Wall Street Journal resident douchebag James Taranto didn't mean to call down the Vengeance of the Internet last night, when he tweeted about the three women whose boyfriends died shielding them from the fusillade...

Ice-T, Conservative Hero

And so it's 2012, and rapper Ice-T is not just a television star, but a conservative hero, for his stance on guns. If nothing else in modern times showed you so vividly how twisted our politics have become, let...

Wingnuts Furious: Obama Hugged A White Gal

Do you see that picture, above, of Barack Hussein NOoBaMA hugging a white woman who saved her friend's life in the Aurora massacre? Yes, Stephanie Davies stayed with her friend Allie Young, who'd been shot in the neck, and...

Idiots On Aurora, Part Douche: God Was The Second Gunman And Many Victims Went to Hell

A time of national tragedy is a time to come together as Americans, a time to heal, a time to put aside partisan differences and seek common ground. For instance, it is a time to remember that no man...

Dark Knight Shooting Victims Practically Shot Themselves, Says Prominent Arizona Idiot

You could say a lot of things about the words of former Arizona state senator Russell Pearce, the lead sponsor of SB 1070, the ol' "get ridda the browns" law. Most of them have something to do with racism....

Idiots On Aurora

Most US Americans took a rare day off yesterday from being total dicks -- exception, as always, for Rep. Louie Gohmert, the newest supernova in the Cavalcade of Wonkette Stars -- but a few of our fellow citizens just...
Thanks to that training, I can shoot anyone I want and get away with it!

Notes From The Periphery Of A Shooting: A Wonkette Moment Of Tenderness

You don't have to have witnessed a random shooting in a public place to question whether an armed bystander could have stopped the shooter, but it helps. On the morning of May 21, 1998, on the way to a...