Tag: audio

Guess this makes them serious candidates.

Ben Carson The Trump Supporter Hates Donald Trump So Much, You Guys

<a href="http://wonkette.com/595704/ben-carson-insists-he-really-was-a-teen-thug-stabs-cnn-reporter-to-prove-it"></a>Um, Ben Carson is almost as bad at supporting people for president as he is at running for president. We did not actually know that was possible, considering how he is a brain surgeon who got confused by...
Not the stabber.

Mike Huckabee Agrees: Slavery Is Pretty Dadgum Cool!

Mike Huckabee has not met an immoral, racist, homophobic, disgusting opinion he doesn't at least SOMEWHAT agree with. Hell, let's do this rapid fire: Syrian refugees are probably just whiners who want America's sweet, sweet Comcast; if the Supreme Court's decision on gay...
Can't be too careful

Let’s All Listen To Track And Bristol Palin, And Laugh And Laugh

Update: Additional fun audio at end of post. Thank god for responsive government! We've already seen the police reports, and now Anchorage Police have released audio from their interviews with witnesses at the scene of the Great Wasillabilly Rumble....

You Should Listen To This Responsible Gun Owner Murder These Teenagers, Even Though You Do Not Want To

Yesterday, we introduced you to the hip new trend: luring teenagers into your garage and lying in wait for them to burgle, so you can shoot them! How can you be a good guy with a gun if the...

Dumb Jerk Joe Biden Thinks Illegal Immigrants Are People

Joe Biden, he's this guy. He's a big dumb jerk of a guy who thinks illegal immigrants are "American," as even if. “Eleven million people living in the shadows I believed are already American citizens,” Biden said. “These people...

Erik Rush Gently Explains The Homos Have Brought On Their Coming Extermination All By Themselves

Around these parts, we spend a lot of time hatin' the sin but lovin' the sinner. You know "God don't make no mistakes" and all that, so you can be gay just as long as you come into the...

Sad George Zimmerman Just Wants 911 Operator To Understand George Zimmerman Is A Really Great Guy

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, here is a cake that has been taken! (It is not a cake we like.) George Zimmerman, arrested yesterday for threatening his pregnant girlfriend with a shotgun,...

Rush Limbaugh Doesn’t Think You Are A Human Come Sock; That Guy Over There Thinks You Are

Daily Kos is doing what Daily Kos does best, and that is getting all worked up about some little thing that hardly shouldn't matter at all, and we for one cannot see why anyone would get their maxi pad...

Let’s All Listen To Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst Calling Police To Get Niece Out Of Pokey

Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst is a man who cares about justice. He's a big fan of gittin' tough on crime, and a strong supporter of the death penalty, of course, because he's a Texas Republican. But he's also...

Colorado Senate Lady Serves Up Healthy Word Salad About Diabetes, Fried Chicken, Armed Robbery, The Usual

What is going on in Colorado's Economic Opportunity Poverty Reduction Task Force today? Oh, the usual: talking about reducing poverty by ending the War on Poverty, and also fried chicken and barbecue and Mexicans need to eat their vegetables...

How Is Maureen Dowd Committing Journalistic Malpractice Today?

There is a bit of girl-on-girl violence going on at the moment, and it has nothing to do with Mitch McConnell and his Tea Bag friend. But who is instigating this Mean Girl parade? Oh, it is Maureen Dowd,...

ShockerScandalBreakingAndWhatNot! DC Rep Eleanor Holmes Norton Asks Someone For Money (In 2010)!

We were pretty sexcited to listen to this audio recording of DC's congresswoman, Eleanor Holmes Norton, being "brazen" and "corrupt" and asking for "bribes." From 2010. Which we laughed at when Andrew Breitbart first breathlessly posted it. Which The...

Listen To A Bunch Of Idiots On San Antonio Councilwoman’s Staff Try To Figure Out: What Makes A Gay?

San Antonio Councilwoman Elisa Chan just does not understand these disgusting teh gheyz and their gay sex in the butt and why they should adopt the children and other things, because seeing two women kissing confuses the childrens and...

Michele Bachmann’s God Is One Weird Fella

Super-sane and not at all Kaa-eyed congresslady Michele Bachmann prays to a fearsome G_d. First, He did Benghazi. Next, he will send the archangel Michael, probably disguised as a bunny, to wrestle the repeal pen into Barack Odumbo's hand,...

Ted Nugent Has More ‘Metaphors’ About Shooting People To Death, Again

Ted Nugent, a wise and gentle seeker of cosmic truth, as well as a known lover of humanity and rainbows and raping people into submission, has made words with the butt on his face again, and would you be...

White House Addresses Nation’s Critical Shortage Of Biden

Some time ago -- last Thursday? last year? -- some "folks" were all HAI WHITE HOUSE WHY COME NO JOE BIDEN TEEVEE KARDASHIAN? Now, the White House has given us all the Biden we could ever want with its...