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Posts Tagged ‘auctions’

SEXYTIME AT APPLEBEE'S

Dinner With Sarah & Todd Palin! Bidding Starts At Just $25,000 On eBay

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Is it free? Then Sarah Palin is hungry for it.If you’ve ever dreamed of joining four other random slobs for a very sexy dinner with Sarah Palin and her snowmobile stoner husband Todd, next Tuesday is your lucky day! Maybe. That’s when you can start bidding on the eBay for a special group-food-eating occasion with some unemployed woman in Alaska who — for reasons not even Republicans pretend to understand — was a media celebrity for a few months last year. MORE »


METRO REAL ESTATE

Nobody Wants To Buy The Watergate Hotel

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Guess he lied about that, tooWashington DC teems with glamorous and exciting hotels, such as the Mayflower Hotel, where Eliot Spitzer once famously kept his socks on while he banged a cheaply tattooed former drug addict from New Jersey. The Watergate Hotel is sort of famous, too, for being next door to the Watergate office building. MORE »


CLONE WARS

Ashcroft Spittoon Taken Off eBay

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

That's hot.A Wonkette St. Louis Radio Spy sends us a thrilling update on the John Ashcroft Saliva Auction, now taken down from eBay because it was too sexy for mainstream tastes. Our dreams of cloning a personal army of Ashcroft Sex Robots is slowly dimming. The sad report straight from a listener’s ears, after the jump. MORE »


CLONE WARS

John Ashcroft’s Saliva For Sale On eBay

Monday, August 4th, 2008

'I've left my sample in this glass'Once upon a time John Ashcroft was widely regarded as the worst Attorney General ever, until Alberto Gonzales came along and showed America what a truly terrible Attorney General looked like. And then the news came about Gonzales and some other henchmen going to visit Ashcroft on his deathbed to sign some thing or other, and Ashcroft was like, “Eat a dick, Al,” which temporarily endeared him to the 400 Democrats who care about this stuff. The point is, some dude is auctioning off a glass that Ashcroft once drank out of … and the contents are included. MORE »


TOP

Buy Duke Cunningham’s Ill-Gotten Furniture

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

dukeauction.jpgA small sample of Duke’s crap — his apartment must’ve looked like an Opium Den.. MORE »