America’s Best Attorney General Can’t Find Job!
Saturday, April 12th, 2008
Alberto Gonzales is such a pathetic hobo these days that it’s newsworthy. Do you think his family even loves him? Doesn’t he have some wife and little kids? Chances are they also will not add his last name to their first names, too. [Drudge Report]
Ohio Attorney General Luring Female Staff With Hawaiian Pizza?
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
Ohio is blowing up with the biggest scandal of all time, in politics. Its Attorney General, Marc Dann, may be involved in an investigation into whether one of his top managers, Anthony Gutierrez, sexually harassed two ladies. Dann may have lured these two ladies over to his and Gutierrez’s condo with promises of Hawaiian pizza, and penises. MORE »
Things To Think About
Friday, December 14th, 2007- Hillary’s numbers are dropping the closer voting gets. That obviously means she’s doomed. [Wizbang Politics]
- Don’t like your new adopted child? Send it back! [Michelle Malkin]
- Iowa likes underdogs, because, you know, who the fuck wants to live in Iowa. [Political Wire]
- Kansas AG aborted his way right out of a job. [WorldNet Daily]
- Fred Thompson either has highly postmodern feminist views or, you know, just appreciates a hot piece of ass. [Election Central]
- Everybody’s jumping on the Hey-We-Can-Let-One-Silly-Rape-Slide bandwagon. [Blotter]
- Hey Congress, remember that time you just went ahead and confirmed Bush’s AG pick all willy-nilly even though you could have easily demanded someone else? Nicely done. [Raw Story]
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
There’s nothing we can add to this: “A magazine published by the American Bar Association on Wednesday named former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales its Lawyer of the Year for 2007 — mostly for creating so much controversial news.The ABA Journal also picked Attorney General Michael Mukasey — Gonzales’ successor — to be its lawyer of the year for 2008 because he has to deal with the problems left when Gonzales resigned under fire last fall.” [AP]
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
The Senate Judiciary Committee voted to advance Attorney General nominee Michael Mukasey to the Senate floor, where more Democrats will say “waterboarding is bad” and then probs vote for him. The vote was 11-8 after senators Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein, the new Joey Liebs, supported the nomination. [CNN/AP]
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
Ted Kennedy will oppose Michael Mukasey’s nomination for Attorney General; Bush, McCain and Lindsey Graham support him; Harry Reid and Chuck Shumer are unsure. Why not waterboard them all? [MSNBC]
Wingnuts Furious Over Bush’s Liberal New York AG Nominee
Monday, September 17th, 2007
Guess who hates Bush’s compromise candidate for the vacant Attorney General job? Right-wing conservatives, that’s who! Let’s learn all the reasons Judge Michael Mukasey hates America: MORE »











Marc Dann, the attorney general of Ohio whose recent involvement in what Ohioans are calling “Pajamagate” — but what we earlier