America Under Attack by Odors, Dead Birds, Bombs & Chemical Clouds
Monday, January 8th, 2007
The weirdest terrorists ever are engaged in multi-front and possibly multi-pronged attacks against Americans today, and nobody can stop the awful wave of horror. The monsters seem to be focusing on Texas and Florida, leading many to suspect Tom DeLay and Katherine Harris. But the simultaneous stink attack on New York City has baffled anti-terror agents, while “weather related” events are hitting states all over the place.
Join us for a dozen simultaneous nightmares, after the jump.
