McCain’s Houses Are Mostly Condos, Which Don’t Count
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
The DNC has sent us this lovely map of John McCain’s houses and airplanes and gnome slaves. Since they’ve made it terribly unreadable, you may view it full size in right here. But to the point: this is devastating you see! Because most of his properties are “condominiums,” a fancy rich word that the well-to-do use when referring to what common folks call “apartments.” And can you even believe this Fun Fact that one of McCain’s “condos” — that is rich slang for “condominiums” — has a concierge, a French word meaning, “house slave who shows rich people the least congested route to the airport during rush hour.”
The DNC has sent us this lovely map of John McCain’s houses and airplanes and gnome slaves. Since they’ve made it terribly unreadable, you may view it full size in right here. But to the point: this is devastating you see! Because most of his properties are “condominiums,” a fancy rich word that the well-to-do use when referring to what common folks call “apartments.” And can you even believe this Fun Fact that one of McCain’s “condos” — that is rich slang for “condominiums” — has a concierge, a French word meaning, “house slave who shows rich people the least congested route to the airport during rush hour.”
This thing about 
This weekend, the Republican National Committee held its “winter retreat” in the woodlands of the Pacific coast, also known as Los Angeles’ Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Karl Rove was there, as was the guy who runs the RNC… [checks Wikipedia]… Robert Duncan. While they all agreed that Hillary Clinton would be easily beatable, because she’s a Rodham, they had fun devising “main strategic attacks” for a Barack Obama nomination. What five points did they outline in their Power Point presentation, and what does each mean? A Wonkette Chart(tm) explains all, after the jump. 
Maybe it’s just uncontrollable anger, but the sharper, aggressive tone he presented in his South Carolina victory speech seems like, HELLO, THE RIGHT PLAN ALREADY. Before 18,000 hopeful supporters in Denver today, Barack delivered a Hope Attack at The Clintons with ghost language like, “I will end the mentality that says the only way for Democrats to look tough on national security is by talking, acting and voting like George Bush Republicans.” The Clinton campaign did respond, AND IT WAS KIND OF LIKE THIS WITH THE BIG LETTERS AND THE BOLD. 
It was only a matter of time until Sen. Hillary Clinton went whining to husband Bill for some help. Now, we like Bill. We like his misguided ways and charming southern buffonery. But by coming out swinging in 
We missed Laura Bush on the Larry King show the other night, because there’s no way in hell we’re watching Larry King Live, ever. But our beloved Firstest Lady made some interesting remarks about her husband’s catastrophe over in Iraq:
The weirdest terrorists ever are engaged in multi-front and possibly multi-pronged attacks against Americans today, and nobody can stop the awful wave of horror. The monsters seem to be focusing on Texas and Florida, leading many to suspect Tom DeLay and Katherine Harris. But the simultaneous stink attack on New York City has baffled anti-terror agents, while “weather related” events are hitting states all over the place.
