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Posts Tagged ‘attack ads’

2nd Best Campaign Mailer of the Year: Where’s My Dog?

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

It is the easiest (and most overused) “attack ad” joke there is: “My opponent hates puppies.” In one Pennsylvania race, yet another satirical trope has been bested by reality. Say hello to Larry Glick, Democratic candidate for the State House:
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As the Philly Inquirer reported today, this mailer was sent out to voters across Bucks County by the Pennsylvania Republican State Committee. And we cannot for the life of us decide if we like it better than the sex offender one. The details of the ruthless dog murder are on the back.
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There is no possible additional joke to be made. RIP Wrango the Dog. MORE »


Campaign Mailer of the Day Year

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

The Colorado Republican Party wants you to know that Dem congressional candidate Ed Perlmutter is a convicted sex offender who’s moving into your neighborhood. This is the campaign season that made satire irrelevant, isn’t it? MORE »


Gay Eskimo Transsexual Attack Ad Curiously Familiar

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Attack Ad Remix 12-Inch

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Disco Stu likes... disco music!  - WonketteJesus, the AP has come a long way, for good or ill …. About seven years ago, your current guest editor was trying to buy an Associated Press feed for a news site and was told to go fuck himself with an AP stylebook & libel guide. MORE »


Santorum Ad Reveals Horrible Truth: Casey’s Campaign Paid For by Corrupt Zombies

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Rumors on the Internets: Reconfirming What We Already Knew

Thursday, September 14th, 2006
  • Well, that’s one conspiracy from 2004 confirmed — smart kids demonstrate Diebold hack. [Princeton]

  • Or maybe not, it’s impossible to know who to trust. [The Swamp]
  • Jim Webb thinks there are too many damn lesbians in the Navy and he doesn’t trust them — we very strongly disagree. [Wizbang Politics]
  • New Santorum campaign ad accuses Casey of being financed by the Sopranos, if the Sopranos were played by actors who work for SAG scale. [Election Central]
  • Intelligence criticism on Iran moves further back in the “A” section, and it all just feels so familiar. [Political Animal]
  • Yup, North Koreans love eating those wascally wabbits. [Fox News]
  • Tucker Carlson — gone, not forgotten. Or gone, really. [FishbowlDC, HuffPo]

Creepy Attack Ad Watch: What’s Up, Tiger Lieberman?

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006


Except for the fact that Joe Lieberman’s voice gives us a migraine, we don’t have a dog in the Lamont/Lieberman primary fight (because, after all, Ned Lamont’s voice is fine but he clearly has CRAZY EYES). But this ad deserves to be showcased, because it, like Joe Lieberman’s voice and Ned Lamont’s crazy eyes, is creepy as hell. Mostly for that Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” morph at the end. (Crazy Eyes Lamont should totally head to a soundstage alley and start destroying cars and turning into a puma at the end!) MORE »


Vernon Robinson’s TV Ad: Making Sense is For Commie Homo Immigrants

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Not only is Vernon Robinson’s TV ad almost as great as his radio ad, but it also seems to be in flagrant violation of like 50 copyright laws.

Quoth the operative who brought it to our attention: MORE »


Hilarious Attack Ad Watch: Brad Miller’s Mariachi Party

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

robinsoncongress.jpgNorth Carolina’s 13th congressional district is shaping up to be a race to watch. Because of challenger Vernon Robinson’s ad featuring this line: “If Miller had his way, America would be nothing but one big fiesta for illegal aliens and homosexuals.” MORE »