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Some little hipster clarinet player from NYU is claiming the Iraq invasion and occupation was all about securing oil supplies for America. Oh and what is that sticking out of Jazzbo Al’s tattered raincoat? A worn paperback of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged,” which he actually first read when she was writing it, when he was screwing some gal in Rand’s “inner circle” and writing angry letters to the New York Times about how “parasites who persistently avoid either purpose or reason perish as they should.” That’s right, we’re talking about former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan! MORE »

Photo by Liz Gorman, mustache by Frederick’s of Hollywood.

Crazed nutjob/American Ambassador to the UN John Bolton is apparently quite a catch. The man’s a bit media shy, seldom available to the press for one-on-one interviews. Unless, of course, you’re a big-breasted woman with a position on Israel somewhere to the right of Meir Kahane — as, conveniently enough, crazed nutjob/blogger Pamela “Atlas” Oshry is, helping her to score (ugh) two exclusive, bubbly interviews (”yeah, baby”?!?) with the man (one of which we’ve previously touched on [ugh again]).

Sadly, if you don’t display a banner on your blog identifying yourself as a “fan of disproportionate response,” you have a slightly harder time of it. Even with boobs! After the jump, learn the tragic tale of rejection by a man who looks like he ought to try to keep his options open.

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