Wonkette

Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow when Ronald Reagan (Junior) appears on Air America’s great new Saturday show about being atheists. [Fox News]

Some little hipster clarinet player from NYU is claiming the Iraq invasion and occupation was all about securing oil supplies for America. Oh and what is that sticking out of Jazzbo Al’s tattered raincoat? A worn paperback of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged,” which he actually first read when she was writing it, when he was screwing some gal in Rand’s “inner circle” and writing angry letters to the New York Times about how “parasites who persistently avoid either purpose or reason perish as they should.” That’s right, we’re talking about former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan! MORE »

A gang of fundamentalist religious fanatics are trying to destroy brave U.S. troops in Iraq, but the fundamentalist religious fanatics are also U.S. troops so it’s kind of a civil war deal, but not in their own country, because they’ve occupied Iraq. MORE »

For a country founded by people who hated Jesus, it sure is tough to get elected unless you pretend to be Christian — or at least worship one of the other main gods, such as Jewish God or Muslim God. That’s why it’s great to learn that Congress has exactly one representative with the ‘nads to say he’s an atheist. MORE »

An atheist student group in Texas has set up shop on their campus offering to exchange porn for Bibles. A religious type was predictably offended: “In my opinion, there are no atheists. There are fools.”And you shall know them by hair on their palms. Except the real fools are folks not LINING UP for this great offer. So far, they’ve only given away five skin mags. We think the reaction would be different in D.C. Though, it’s true, Clarence Thomas would argue that shouldn’t have to choose. MORE »