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Liddy Dole Attacks Opponent For Attending Fundraiser With ATHEISTS

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Here’s a very controversial ad from Liddy Dole in North Carolina, where she will probably lose her Senate seat for being annoying. Oh and look, the exact O.E.D. definition of “desperation” just happens to be this video’s YouTube description: “A new ad from U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Dole attacks Kay Hagan for attending a fundraiser hosted by people tied to an atheist group.” The end of this video asks, “She hid from cameras, took godless money. What did Hagan promise in return?” …to kill Jesus?? [YouTube]


AIR AMERICA

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow when Ronald Reagan (Junior) appears on Air America’s great new Saturday show about being atheists. [Fox News]


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Old Jazzbo Hippie Claims Cheney Just Invaded Iraq For The Oil

Monday, September 17th, 2007

hippie - WonketteSome little hipster clarinet player from NYU is claiming the Iraq invasion and occupation was all about securing oil supplies for America. Oh and what is that sticking out of Jazzbo Al’s tattered raincoat? A worn paperback of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged,” which he actually first read when she was writing it, when he was screwing some gal in Rand’s “inner circle” and writing angry letters to the New York Times about how “parasites who persistently avoid either purpose or reason perish as they should.” That’s right, we’re talking about former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan! MORE »


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Religious Fanatics Attack U.S. Troops In Iraq

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Who Will Win? (Not Jeebus!) - WonketteA gang of fundamentalist religious fanatics are trying to destroy brave U.S. troops in Iraq, but the fundamentalist religious fanatics are also U.S. troops so it’s kind of a civil war deal, but not in their own country, because they’ve occupied Iraq. MORE »


DEMOCRATS

Goddamned Atheist Snuck Into Congress (In 1973)

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Well, it's true! - WonketteFor a country founded by people who hated Jesus, it sure is tough to get elected unless you pretend to be Christian — or at least worship one of the other main gods, such as Jewish God or Muslim God. That’s why it’s great to learn that Congress has exactly one representative with the ‘nads to say he’s an atheist. MORE »


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Porno for Lordos

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

HolysmutAn atheist student group in Texas has set up shop on their campus offering to exchange porn for Bibles. A religious type was predictably offended: “In my opinion, there are no atheists. There are fools.”And you shall know them by hair on their palms. Except the real fools are folks not LINING UP for this great offer. So far, they’ve only given away five skin mags. We think the reaction would be different in D.C. Though, it’s true, Clarence Thomas would argue that shouldn’t have to choose. MORE »