WASHINGTON, DC, 02:28 AM, TUE NOVEMBER 24 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘at least he’s not gay right?’

IT'S FATHER'S DAY AND EVERYBODY'S WOUNDED

True Love Will Prevail If Mark Sanford Follows His Hard-On

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

You can get it over the counter in Argentina!Republican star Mark Sanford pretty much came clean during his press conference! That is a rare thing with these people, and as a result, liberals everywhere are oohing and aahing, “Oh it’s true love he wasn’t even fucking street urchin boys as far as we know, he should just ditch his awful wife and children,” etc. MORE »