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Welcome back, pagans, heretics, and heathens alike! It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we're taking a break from our...

You can't say that Maine Gov. Paul LePage isn't inspiring to his fellow Republicans, at least for certain values of "inspiring." The governor's Fuck...

Haha, made you click, we don't have a "thoughtful soliloquy" to share with you. OR DO WE? Let's give it a whirl. Miley Cyrus...

We aren't huge fans of former IRS division director Lois Lerner. She began her IRS career under George W. Bush, dropped her "bombshell" about...

Do you sometimes look at the News coming out of our great nation and wonder who in Jesus's name these people fucking are? Maybe...

Well well well, look who else is hoppin' aboard the "Do You Know Who I Am?" Express! First it was Sarah Palin, and now...

You may have heard, though not from us, that a bunch of Nigerian assholes are going around kidnapping all the girls. Almost a month...

"Goodness Gracious my grandma used to say The world's a scary place now, things were different in her day What horrors will be commonplace when my hair starts to...

As we noted the other day, unaccredited Kentucky doctor Rand Paul is using this farm bill debate as an opportunity to cement himself as...

Santee, California Mayor Randy Voepel, according to the local Patch, recently received an email from a Chinese fellow who collects autographs asking for a...

Feliz cumpleanos, Obamacare! Don't look now, but Tucker Carlson's Internet Spazzathon is having itself a right nice little chortle about how stupid you are...

Uh oh, some blowhard who's written a book called The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Founding Fathers recently saw a lady using food stamps...

What does a bored kleptocrat billionaire who has already lived past his expiration date do to pass the time while he is on vacation...

When there's nothing else to bitch about, count on ignorant scare-sheet the New York Post to find something evil about the peaceful and polite...

Back when rat-faced 9/11 pornographer Rudy Giuliani was just another cross-dressing sleazebag New York politician kicked out of his house for banging his mistress,...

Ex-television clown Glenn Beck just wanted to go to a government-run socialist park to watch a free movie on the lawn with other liberal...

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