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SO IN HIS CASE 3290342093512 DEGREES  4:40 pm June 29, 2012

Mitt Romney: Students Should Get ‘As Much Education As They Can Afford’

by Liz Colville

Truly shocking, Mitt Romney has moved on from chastising America for copying him to more important things, like the fact that education is expensive for a reason: so that only people who can afford it are permitted to get it. So true! While in Virginia on Friday, Romney said that while America may be “the [...]

OCCUPY ASSHATS  11:45 am February 1, 2012

Romney Says He’s ‘Not Concerned About the Very Poor,’ Stuns No One

by Liz Colville

Mitt Romney, most undeserving and unexcited winner of the Florida primary since at least 2004, was utterly bored out of his skull during his victory speech in Florida Tuesday, though he at least kept up the practice of being EVIL, my friend, and took the Evil Show to a post-results chat with CNN’s Soledad O’Brien. [...]

REPLY ALL  11:45 am January 27, 2012

North Carolina Representative: Let’s Bring Back Public Hangings

by Liz Colville

Republican Representative Larry Pittman of Cabarrus County, NC thinks, sort of like Newt Gingrich did back in the ’90s, that capital punishment is the only way to scare people like “abortionists, rapists and kidnappers” (what, no murderers?) into being better citizens (and more conservative). But Pittman goes a step further than Newt: he thinks we [...]

THE WEEKLY STAN-TURD  4:25 pm September 8, 2008

Bill Kristol Writes New Partisan Column That Compromises Everything He Pretends To Stand For

by Jim Newell

New York Times “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol today continues his titular free fall from superficially respectable-sounding “foreign policy conservative” to “comically shameless Republican purveyor of cynical misinformation who does not actually believe in or fact-check anything.” We recommend you sit down before reading this snippet from today’s column: “Should voters be alarmed by [...]


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