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Posts Tagged ‘assassination’

NEWSWEEK

‘Newsweek’ Basically Guaranteeing Obama’s Early Death

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Barack Hussein Obama has a lot in common with a certain other Senator who wanted to be President, according to Newsweek: MORE »


CALIFORNIA

Never Forget the Two Gals Who Tried To Kill Gerald Ford!

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Hi, Squeaky! - WonketteIn all the pretend mourning for America’s pretend president, the comical stories of Ford’s two would-be assassin gals is probably the weirdest yet most-ignored aspect of his brief time at the White House.

Here are some fun facts: On two separate occasions just 17 days apart, two women attempted to kill Gerald Ford in California — and if not for a last-minute blunder by the women themselves, either attempt could’ve very well put Ford in the Michigan dirt 30 years ago.

Let’s meet the creepy gals, after the jump.

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LOUISIANA

Louisiana Politics: New Black Mayor Shot To Death

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

He always said Louisana, was where he felt at home - WonketteThe Louisiana town of Westlake got its first new mayor in 24 years and first-ever black mayor in November, but he was found shot dead Saturday night. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Drudge Now Cool With Bush Assassination

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Watch weird movies about Bush being shot dead! Support the Drudge Report!