Wonkette

Chelsea was doing a gay bar crawl in Philadelphia on Friday night and while she was walking around some lady said “I grabbed her ass,” and David Shuster wept because this was proof positive that the Clintons were pimping their daughter out. MORE »

* “Imagine my surprise when I got to the DMV on M St SE this morning, just as they opened, and got my brand new DC driver’s license in about a half an hour. The metal detectors at the door were a little unexpected, but the rest of the experience was totally pleasant.” [From Harvard Street]
* “MC with the hispanic guy on the bike who grabbed my ass last night…furiously pedaling down 16th Street north of Adams Morgan.” [EJ Takes Life]
* Fundraiser for Eastern Market tonight at Marty’s. [The DC Concierge]
* Ayelet Waldman and Michael Chabon hit you up at the Happy Booker today. [The Happy Booker]

Here’s some “light news” to make you forget your troubles and realize that the celebrities have problems, too: A teevee performer called Teri Hatcher had lunch with Bush 41 for some reason. The actress is about half Poppy’s age, which is pretty old considering Poppy is like 97. And somebody was shooting some bad video of Poppy and the old gal having a chat in the parking lot somewhere, and then Poppy totally grabbed the gal’s ass and was all squeezing it and kissing her! There is video proof! MORE »