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And then they got him high and fucked him in the bathroom, the end.

More hot Bush Twins-on-Elmo pix, after the jump.

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* “In a better-lit area of the warehouse, a construction project was underway: Two workers were building a maze of eight-foot-high cubicles for the ‘glory-hole’ portion of the premises. [City Desk]
* “Screech is an asshole.” [Green Canary]
* “Some of my passengers were bitching and moaning when they found out about the new fare and I can feel your pain but you have to understand that besides the rising fuel costs, my insurance, vehicle repair, dispatch fee, license & registration, the bribes at the inspection station and my hooker bills are going up also.” [Diary of a Mad Cabbie]
* “As punishment for having hormone-charged sebaceous glands and a superior intellect, My Bully would push me to the ground and call me a FAG, which, for some ironic reason, stood for ‘Female Ass Grabber.’” [Ar-jew-tino]
* “I mean, I don’t stick things up my ass.” [Eavesdrop DC]

Barack Obama is the first presidential candidate to “come out” against the military’s sodomy ban — the first candidate with any chance in hell of winning the nomination, anyway. (Biden and Kucinich and a few other losers are also pro-ass-fucking.) MORE »

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Last year’s blockbuster season of Dancing With the Stars provided us with all these DC treats: MORE »

Osama bin Laden is rumored to be a “rogue” CIA asset who helped defeat the Soviets in Afghanistan and topple the Red Communist Menace and make America the greatest country in the world, so it’s no surprise that George W. Bush says he wants to make sweet man love to the terror bogeyman.

President’s Day ass-fucking details, after the jump.

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• Katherine Harris pulls the crazy train into the station for maintenance. Get well soon Katy!

• Stop Tim Russert whilst he’s walking and he will cut your effin jacobs off!
• God pardons Ken Lay.
• Joe Lieberman’s not sure who he is anymore, but he’s running for something
• American competitiveness slips again. We’re losing ground to the Koreans in nattiness of street mobs. ‘Tis of thee.
• The president can’t get his mind off his trip to Graceland, Larry King can’t get his off marginally relevant World War II era anecdotes.
• Apparently, the sodomy squadron has been napping on the job, because they needed Vanity Fair to tell them the Watergategate parties were
  all about the ass-fucking.

Oh dear, things are looking especially embarrassing for former CIA honcho Dusty Foggo, because Vanity Fair’s big Duke Cunningham article hits the stands in New York and Los Angeles today , and a preliminary scan for naughty bits reveals the following delicious paragraph:

[Defense contracter Brent] Wilkes also introduced [contractor Tom] Casey to Dusty Foggo, who often passed through Washington. Around 1994, during a visit to a Washington strip club, Casey says, Foggo wore a gun in a shoulder holster and flashed his identification at the club doorman. He was promptly seated by the stage. “Foggo sits there the whole night telling me how he likes to fuck girls in the ass,” Casey recalls. “He sees a girl there, he jabs you and says, ‘She’s ready to go–let’s double-team her.’ The weirdest combination of sex and domination! And Wilkes, he’s just laughing the whole time.” (Through an attorney, Foggo says that this incident never happened. According to his lawyer, Wilkes denies visiting strip clubs in adulthood.)

Other than that, the Vanity Fair piece is long on details, sprinkled liberally with spokesperson denials, yet sadly lacking in more salacious details. It’s asserted once again that Duke Cunningham enjoyed the company of paid escorts, for instance, but those escorts are again maddeningly non-gender-specific. Heck, we’ll take what we can get, though. MORE »