Tag: ass fucking

Herman Cain Just Like Ronald Reagan (In Hiding Homosexual Staffers)

Herman Cain knows how to turn America into a vast nation of slobs who eat shitty take-out pizza (paid for with Social Security disability checks and Food Stamps) seven times a week. Why won't Republicans make him the new...

Anti-Gay Lady Doesn’t Know Ladies Can Have Butt Sex, Too

There are no pressing issues in Colorado, so the state Senate is hearing public testimony regarding "civil unions" (butt sex). That's why this scary old lady from the "Eagle Forum" decided to lecture lawmakers on the proper use of...

Gayest Cartoon Violence Ever

By the Comics CurmudgeonDid you ever see one of those romantic comedies where the two principals just straight up frickin' loathe each other, and try to undermine and destroy one another, but then, in the stunning turnaround that generally...

Asses: Another Installment In an Irregular Series

By the Comics CurmudgeonAs your Comics Curmudgeon demonstrated earlier this year, political cartoonists love butts. Just love ’em! The ass is the most polysemous of images, representing everything from sex appeal to debasement and humiliation to an...

RUSH LIMBAUGH SCOOP: OBAMA WILL POISON YOUR ANUS: Gordon Brown if you are out there on the Internet we must pass along Rush Limbaugh's very important safety warning about the dangers of poison anal fucking: "But the slobbering ,...

Nobody Wants To See Gay Larry Craig’s Gay Airport Bathroom Now

Larry Craig is a terrible closeted homosexual and right-wing Idaho "Super Tuber" who was also a loathsome crooked senator who would basically do whatever the land rapists asked, as long as he could keep up the bathroom ass-fucking/sucking. He...

Sexy New Version of Florida Recount Makes the Ultimate War On Xmas Present!

Oh look what your editor stumbled upon, yesterday, while researching the George W. Bush Jr. Xmas Gift Guide: It's Florida Erection, the cult-classic homosexual pornography telling of the 2000 recount in Florida! Here, from the cover copy: "Hundreds of...

Republicans Jabbering About Their ‘Greased Chutes’

Wonkette Operative "Michael C" reports that this TARP-bailout hearing at the House is providing endless lulz. Why is Illinois Rep. Pete Roskam jabbering about tapping people's backsides and the "greased chute of government"? Because he's a Republican! It's all...

Auto Bailout Wins, GOP Offers Appropriate Criticism

Continuing the thème du jour, etc. Thanks to Wonkette commenter "Freakishlystrong."

The Washingtonienne Gets Married

Ha ha, we promised you more news from the Annals of Anal today, and here we have it, the blessed nuptials of the Washingtonienne! This young lady, Jessica Cutler, was briefly famous for keeping a blog about all the...

Conservative ‘Hot-Bottom Agenda’ Revealed

A University of Utah psychologist is displeased with her research being used inappropriately to bolster some nutty "you can think your way out of gayness" argument. But that is not the point. The point is that conservatives are obsessed...

Mark Foley’s Replacement Was Doing This Non-Wife Person

THIRTEEN DAYS, people, THIRTEEN DAYS it took this year to hear about some sweet Cocktober 2008 action. People just aren't having as much inappropriate scandal sex this year, who knows why, maybe because of the Surge. But. The man...

Hey Here’s An Idea Let’s Talk About Not The Election Maybe?

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhile most Americans have just now started paying attention to the Presidential election (holy smokes, did you know there's a black fella running? And some kind of moose lady?), we know that you faithful Wonkette...

Gay Governor Charlie Crist Makes Up Girlfriend In Interview

The New York Times Magazine's Deborah Solomon has a reputation for being very "forward" in her weekly interviews. Or sometimes it's just very unprepared, like that time she asked Stephen Colbert about his dad, and Colbert said his dad...

Larry Craig Wants To Drill All Of America

A Wonkette Senate operative has informed us that Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is on the Senate floor now, and "he's talking about the 'Craig Does Act,' and said 'we adjusted ourselves a little bit' referencing 'the no zone' as...

Huckabee Pulls a Santorum