So, George W. Bush sure enjoyed his Olympic Chinese holiday! Here he is with the volleyball girls, living every heterosexual man’s dream. Let’s see how many ridiculous ways your beloved Mainstream Media tries to describe this scene, in a Children’s Treasury of dumb captions about the president pounding the asses of six-foot-tall bikini girls. MORE »

* $350 for 30 minutes of your time. But you gotta know where Loudoun County is. [CraigsList]
* Pro-life protesters are fat kids. [The DC Universe]
* Dipshit blogs about being a grownup, walking for miles and miles in Paris and Rome. [A Portable Snack]
* Metro bitching. [S in the City]
* Metro compassion. [CraigsList]
* Expert ass “liker.” [CraigsList]