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  gentle murmurs

Fox Nation: Queen Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Powder

How is Queen Marie Antoinette Moochelle Nobumer class warring the poor people of Aspen today? She is class warring them by being too rich, that is how! Because the poor people of Aspen could not land their private jets because Michelle’s fat ass was in the way! Read more on Fox Nation: Queen Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Powder…
  put her in the dungeon

Judicial Watch: Queen Michelle Obama Still Using Secret Service Protection, Transportation To Get Places

Sure, sure, it may seem a little … what’s the word … counterintuitive to say the upper-middle-class black lady who grew up in a struggling South Side family and pulled herself up by her … what’s the word … bootstraps … is the one who’s comically out of touch with the American people, and not, say, the lady who writes off $77,000 in horsecare and calls you people “you people.” But damned if the goodly godfearing folk at JudicialWatch will not keep trying! So what did Michelle Antoinette do now? Oh, she only not only took her daughters to Aspen (liberal Marxist crony capitalist ‘lites) but she also had the gall to insist on taking her Secret Service detail with her! And she flew there on a plane. Beheading is just too good for her! We should probably tie her to an anthill … of African ants! Read more on Judicial Watch: Queen Michelle Obama Still Using Secret Service Protection, Transportation To Get Places…
  he's just following the jesus priority list

Rick Perry Discusses Awfulness of Gay Rights While Texas Burns

Rick Perry recently skipped Texas, where there is an epic drought engulfing 90% of the state, so that he could tell social conservatives at a GOP donor sleepover party in Aspen (ahem) that the recent passage of a gay marriage bill in New York was its own business, states rights, etc. Then, here’s a little quiz, massive outrage ensued about which of these two things, the fact that he a) skipped out on drought management or b) does not hate gays enough? Read more on Rick Perry Discusses Awfulness of Gay Rights While Texas Burns…