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Ask a Lobbyist: Baltic Trysts

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t.

In this week’s installment, I bring you the collection of the weirdest, most difficult-to-answer questions I have ever received that don’t have anything to do with my physical attributes. Want to ask something ever so slightly more coherent? Email me.

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Ask a Lobbyist: The Paper Chase

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

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Ask a Lobbyist: Sexual Flavors

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

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Ask a Lobbyist: Democrazy in Action

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

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Ask a Lobbyist: Peace! Land! Bread! Circuses!

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: This whole “government” thing is pretty much like The Matrix, right? Plus: Viva inglés!

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Ask a Lobbyist: Career Opportunities

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

Since New Years is supposed to be an opportunity to deviate from one’s unhealthy/amoral norm, this column is in answer to the two most common questions that arrive in my Inbox every week. Please take this as an invitation to ask something else, and a request that you collectively cease asking these, okay?

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Ask a Lobbyist: No Rest For the Crooked

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: Things could get worse!?

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Ask a Lobbyist: Needle In the Camel’s Eye

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week, our lobbyist finds God, then promptly loses Him again. Plus: can you get away with fucking that intern?

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Ask a Lobbyist: Statehouse Fatcats

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: playing both sides against the middle, bad class reunions, and the most ethical imaginary friend in Washington.

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Ask a Lobbyist: 100 Hour Party People

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: Lobbying as we know it threatened by empty promises of vague reforms!

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Ask a Lobbyist: Cash and Causes

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: is saving the world worth the stress?

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