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Posts Tagged ‘ask a lobbyist dept.’

I’ll Take Punctuality

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: everyone gets their fifteen minutes.

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The Chocolate Wars

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: why you will hate it here, if you don’t already.

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Liver and Soul

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: Is it hard out here for a lobbyist?

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It’s So Cold in Alaska

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: there’s nothing else to do so you might as well dance.

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Meant to be Spent Alone

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: Booze is its own vacation.

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Even Snorg Girls Get the Blues

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: are movies sometimes… inaccurate??

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Quid Pro Quo

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: the single most despicable thing about Washington revealed.

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Evil Takes Time

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: Are they stupid or duplicitous?

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Could Be Worse, You Could Be Kitty

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t. If you have a question about the dirty business of doing business in Washington, ask her.

This week: how do know, really know, when the time is right?

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