ashley todd
Cut-Nut’s On The Lam!
Wonkette clutch operative “Mark” writes, “I saw Ashley Todd in a Barnes & Noble in Pittsburgh. Her wounds have healed, though she looked a little nervous. She was just drinking a coffee and reading a magazine. I would call her a freeloader for not working at 11 AM on a Tuesday and reading magazines she [...]
Your Sexy ‘Political’ Halloween Costumes, Part One
Keep on sending in those “politically themed” costume photos, people, tonight and tomorrow after you find yourself with a new case of warts after having had scary ghost-sex with a random Sarah Palin or Joe the Plumber you met on the street, trick-or-treating. Here are some photos people have sent in, divided into three categories: [...]
CIA/ISRAEL/RNC/COINTELPRO/OBAMA/MSM DIGG RON PAUL HOAX FRAUD AMEROS NWO BURY!!!
Um, “Digg is totally hijacked by COINTELPRO and Likud party hacks. The best way to stop them is to allow the artificial world from whence they came to collapse,, and don’t bother to feed them when they come begging.” &c. [Ron Paul Forums]
McCain Campaign Pushed Cut-Nut Mutilation Myth On Media
John McCain’s campaign in Pennsylvania pushed the most absurd, unproven version of Ashley Todd’s dingbat Obama-Mugger fantasy to the Pittsburgh media — including the “backwards B means Barack!” nonsense that so thrilled the racists for a few hours last night. Just so we’re clear, let’s say it again: John McCain’s presidential campaign pushed the most [...]
Ha Ha Ha: Ashley Todd Taken To Jail
Oh god, what a bunch of bullshit. Good-bye Forever, Cut-Nut! [KDKA 2]
Ashley Todd, Our Greatest Hope For FREEDOM!
Here’s your favorite Ashley Todd, the little smiling hobbit down there with her pals and her first hero, the Doctor Congressman Ron Paul, with Cowboy Jesus looking on in the background. Ashley’s not a “Real Paultard,” as she decided to root for another candidate after Ron Paul lost miserably. This hypocrisy is considered rather uncouth [...]
A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy
Let us go where we always go during our Times of National Crisis: to the wingnut comments of our nation’s proud conservative blogs. These people were obviously very angry last night about how this Negroid Monster Obama Staffer nearly murdered the brave 20-year-old white gal from Texas who was working the McCain phone banks in [...]
CUT-NUT RETROSPECTIVE: “Drudge vs. Wonkette — The Ashley Todd Debacle,” plus unkind comments from your editor. [Fishbowl LA]
BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!
KDKA in Pittsburgh reports this BREAKING NEWS item: “A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.” Ah HA HA HA HAH HAH. Do not try to bullshit [...]
NICE TRY, FRAUDBOT: Oh looky, she’s changed her story: “The student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, initially said a black man robbed her at knifepoint Wednesday night and then cut her cheek after seeing a McCain sticker on her car. Police say bank surveillance footage doesn’t show her at an ATM where she says [...]
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