Tag: ashley todd

Can We All Stop Making Up Fake Cake Fag Stories? That’d Be Great

Yesterday morning, in the chatcave, we looked at a post from RawStory. A pastor had bought a cake from Whole Foods, which he'd had inscribed with the words "Love Wins," and then YouTubed himself looking through the cellophane window...
It was a trap, obviously

New Jersey Pastor Fakes ‘Muslim’ Attack On Self, For ‘Personal’ Reasons

A pastor in Somerset County, New Jersey, did a really crappy job of faking a hate crime against himself last Friday, according to local officials. Rev. Jairon Pena of the New Covenant Missionary Baptist Church was found by Somerset...

Ohio Bus Driver Who Faked His Own Gang Attack Is Your New Ashley ‘Backwards B’ Todd

Remember the glory days of the 2008 election when we had the delightful specter of Ashley Todd claiming that Barack Obama's thugs had held her down and carved a "B" in her face except haha she totally made it...

Cut-Nut’s On The Lam!

Wonkette clutch operative "Mark" writes, "I saw Ashley Todd in a Barnes & Noble in Pittsburgh. Her wounds have healed, though she looked a little nervous. She was just drinking a coffee and reading a magazine. I would call...

Your Sexy ‘Political’ Halloween Costumes, Part One

Keep on sending in those "politically themed" costume photos, people, tonight and tomorrow after you find yourself with a new case of warts after having had scary ghost-sex with a random Sarah Palin or Joe the Plumber you met...

Cut-Nut Sent To Nut-Hut

Ashley Todd, the 20-year-old McCain volunteer who bravely attempted to incite a New American Race War with her fake story about getting mutilated by an angry black man and instead spawned a cheap Halloween costume trend, will not be...

Facial Branding Meme Takes Hold

Oh look, here is an indie-pop songstress who was brutally attacked by BErack OKama, an avenging Halloween Marxist who wants to teach John McCain supporters "a lesson" by gently painting his initials onto their cheeks. Thanks to Pam for...

CIA/ISRAEL/RNC/COINTELPRO/OBAMA/MSM DIGG RON PAUL HOAX FRAUD AMEROS NWO BURY!!!

Um, "Digg is totally hijacked by COINTELPRO and Likud party hacks. The best way to stop them is to allow the artificial world from whence they came to collapse,, and don't bother to feed them when they come begging."...

Monstrous Liberal Black African Welfare Beast Carves Up Pumpkin’s Face!

Wonkette death crime operative "Courtney" sends us this disturbing photo of what Obama and the blacks have done to an innocent pumpkin who wandered into their ghetto. We have a feeling this is happening to thousands of pumpkins across...

McCain Campaign Pushed Cut-Nut Mutilation Myth On Media

John McCain's campaign in Pennsylvania pushed the most absurd, unproven version of Ashley Todd's dingbat Obama-Mugger fantasy to the Pittsburgh media -- including the "backwards B means Barack!" nonsense that so thrilled the racists for a few hours last...

Ha Ha Ha: Ashley Todd Taken To Jail

Oh god, what a bunch of bullshit. Good-bye Forever, Cut-Nut!

Ashley Todd, Our Greatest Hope For FREEDOM!

Here's your favorite Ashley Todd, the little smiling hobbit down there with her pals and her first hero, the Doctor Congressman Ron Paul, with Cowboy Jesus looking on in the background. Ashley's not a "Real Paultard," as she decided...

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy

Let us go where we always go during our Times of National Crisis: to the wingnut comments of our nation's proud conservative blogs. These people were obviously very angry last night about how this Negroid Monster Obama Staffer nearly...

CUT-NUT RETROSPECTIVE: "Drudge vs. Wonkette -- The Ashley Todd Debacle," plus unkind comments from your editor.

Fox News: Race-Baiting Finished McCain

Not that we're going to start believing everything Fox News reports/decides, but you know that Ashley Todd cut-nut ghost-negro racist fantasy that thrilled America for a single night? According to the executive editor of Fox News, America's White/Poor Family...

BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!

KDKA in Pittsburgh reports this BREAKING NEWS item: "A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police...