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Mitch McConnell’s Crack Oppo Researchers Reveal: Ashley Judd Is A Democrat!

There are some secret tapes of Mitch McConnell only talking, don't be gross -- and it appears the man is worse than we ever thought, in the how is he even able to dress himself much less be a...

Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing

Oh sweet merciful christ the annual khaki-ed klavern that is CPAC has finally ended and thus we can start following less disgusting displays of retrograde political insanity, like sequester budget debates or public lynchings. Sadly, however, there is one...

In Bid To Out-Hollywood Ashley Judd, Mitch McConnell Campaign Releases Dystopian Horror Film

Since Mitch McConnell's campaign released its terrifying horror movie "McConnell Shake," and now owns every Youth Vote and also the Vote of every Kentuckian who loves French Surrealism (and they are, of course, legion), Ashley Judd is probably gonna...

Daily Caller To Ashley Judd: We Saw Your Boobs

Daily Caller Entertainment Editor Taylor Bigler, fresh from her previous Pulitizer-nominated work discussing Obama's dick-like signature, attempted to do her part for the Sheldon Adelson Pennysaver's campaign attacking potential Senate candidate Ashley Judd. As Bigler is a serious journalist...

Conservatives Attacking Ashley Judd Mistakenly Focus On Her Awesome Political Beliefs Instead Of Her Crappy Movies

Vagina-American Ashley Judd is rumored to be in the early stages of a establishing a campaign against Senate Minority leader and real life one-dimensional House of Cards stereotype Mitch McConnell. Judd would enter the race with excellent financing, is...

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