asheville
PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party
In the wake of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary (as well as the alarming violent trend in its aftermath), you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Hey, I really need a gun.” Or you already exercise your rights to the fullest, and you’re thinking, “Hey, I really need more guns.” Either way, you’re sick [...]
Street Preachers Shocked By Naked Effrontery of Rude North Carolina Sinners
Somehow, we completely missed the news that Asheville, NC, is one big reeking “cesspool of sin,” according to State Sen. Jim Forrester, one of the chief backers of that state’s idiotic ban on gay marriage and all civil unions. But apparently hordes of street evangelists heard about it, and so they descended on Asheville’s annual [...]
Coal Companies Kill Mountains, For Fun
Every day, President Obama wakes up beside Rahm Emanuel (they are both naked) and wonders how he can force you stupid fucks to retroactively abort your children. This is his primary goal, as Commander-in-Chief. And then he gets up and does other things. One of the things “he” (as in the slaves he employs) has [...]
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