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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

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North Carolina Governor Suffering Extreme Case Of Butthurt, Please Send Butt Medicine

North Carolina's Republican governor, Pat McCrory, is having a #sad right now. Everybody is being so mean and calling him a sister-honking redneck for signing his state's insane anti-LGBT law, and all on the same week Georgia's Republican governor...

PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party

In the wake of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary (as well as the alarming violent trend in its aftermath), you're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, I really need a gun." Or you already exercise your rights...

Street Preachers Shocked By Naked Effrontery of Rude North Carolina Sinners

Somehow, we completely missed the news that Asheville, NC, is one big reeking "cesspool of sin," according to State Sen. Jim Forrester, one of the chief backers of that state's idiotic ban on gay marriage and all civil unions....

Coal Companies Kill Mountains, For Fun

Every day, President Obama wakes up beside Rahm Emanuel (they are both naked) and wonders how he can force you stupid fucks to retroactively abort your children. This is his primary goal, as Commander-in-Chief. And then he gets...

Rich Obamas Having Rich People Fun In North Carolina All Weekend

What are you doing this weekend, average Wonkette reader? Replacing that blow-up sex doll you stabbed mercilessly last weekend? Come on, this is the sixth one, when will you be content with sexing it "normally"? ANYWAY, Barack Obama and...