Tag: asheville

North Carolina's Republican governor, Pat McCrory, is having a #sad right now. Everybody is being so mean and calling him a sister-honking redneck for...

In the wake of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary (as well as the alarming violent trend in its aftermath), you're probably...

Somehow, we completely missed the news that Asheville, NC, is one big reeking "cesspool of sin," according to State Sen. Jim Forrester, one of...

Every day, President Obama wakes up beside Rahm Emanuel (they are both naked) and wonders how he can force you stupid fucks to...

What are you doing this weekend, average Wonkette reader? Replacing that blow-up sex doll you stabbed mercilessly last weekend? Come on, this is the...

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