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Nut Who Proved Barack Obama’s An Alien Also Shot, Killed Two Bigfoot Creatures In Texas, 32 Years Ago

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Kill them.Is it possible that the fringe nutcase world of Bigfoot and Space Monsters is also the fringe nutcase world of those people out to prove half-Muslin Kenyan Taliban Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal alien? A shocking new development suggests that some Texas redneck who used to call the Art Bell radio show and claim he shot a couple of Bigfoot Monsters may also be some Internet radio wingnut who will one day show the world his ROCK SOLID PROOF that your new president is actually an Indonesian wetback or whatever. MORE »