Tag: arkansas

Hey Jesus Lovers, Time To Make Tons Of Money So The J-E-W-S Will Get J-E-A-L-O-U-S!

OPEN YOUR HEART TO CHRIST, AND ALSO TO YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Which Of These States Can Hate Ladies THE MOST This Week?

Hate Off! See which State Leg hates women the most today! All of them, Katie!

Indiana Making Its Poors Healthier, Just By Adding Shame And Bureaucracy!

Get ready, America! Indiana's crappy, mean-spirited 'reform' of Medicaid may be going national!

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Let’s Celebrate Hillary Clinton’s Birthday, By Watching Her LOL At Donald Trump!

Let's see how Hillary Clinton is spending her 69th birthday!
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!
Professional cum-sock.

Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 25, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Christian Store Owner Terrorized By Lesbians Holding Hands (Like They Do In Strip Clubs)

Steve Salyers, devout Christian and owner of Arkansas flea market Spa City Treasures, had his faith assaulted this past Saturday when a lesbian couple entered his store and -- brace yourselves -- held hands there. Right inside the store,...
NOPE!

Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They’re All Busy Washing Their Hair

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!
blood meridian 2015

Walmart Knows Where It Wants Trans Folks To Make Toilet, But Shhhhhh, It’s A Secret!

Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.

Target Doesn’t Need None Of You Dumb Bigots’ Business, So BYE FELICIA

Gay-hatin' wingnuts, Target has some bad news for you.

Arkansas Perv Judge Resigns To Spend More Time Sex-Spanking White Boys, Probably

So we've got spanky-spanky, sexual favors, child porn, anything else to make sure this guy goes down in the history books as just a really great judge?
Guys with beards this epic are either brilliant or fucking nuts

Arkansas Gentleman In Jail Just For Loving Bible Too Much, Threatening To Kill Seven Mayors

Guy who threatened seven mayors insisted that learning the 10 Commandments along with his ABCs made him the man he is today. Hmm.