Tag: arizona

Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL?

Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!

GOP Congressdentist Very Mad CNN Reporting On This Crazy Nonsense He Made Up

We have found our newest idiot, and it is this ass.

Jeff Flake: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck TRUMP, Bob Corker’s Cool, I’m Out

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out
CRUSH

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps

It's kind of a sad Nice Time.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Guy needs a monocle and a Persian cat

Disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Pardon Me, I’d Like To Be Senator

Maybe there's some openings at ICE?

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Donald Trump Goes To Phoenix, Yells Whatever Crazy Shit Comes To Mind

Well that was fucking nuts.

House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey

Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.
My friends, my friends, my friends...FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOHN MCCAIN

We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.

AZ Republican Kelli Ward Reminds John McCain There’s No ‘I Have Brain Cancer’ In ‘Team’

Gee, you tell a cancer patient to quit so that someone without cancer -- like maybe you -- can take over the job, and everyone's a critic.

Watch Out, Jeff Flake, Team Trump And The Flying Rage Monkeys Are Coming For You

Sometimes Jeff Flake seems kind of reasonable, for a Republican. Obviously, he's doomed.