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'I’m almost sorry I heard the bill,' said Lawrence, the committee chairman. 'I didn’t expect to hear pads and tampons and the problems of periods.'
Which patented pose will he use in court? Le Tigre, Magnum, or Blue Steel?
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.
Craig Brittain is an astoundingly bad human being, in nearly every way it is possible to be a bad human being.
We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!
We have found our newest idiot, and it is this ass.
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out
Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.
It's kind of a sad Nice Time.
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Maybe there's some openings at ICE?
People are talkin', talkin' Arpaio.
Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.