Tag: arizona

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Arizona Republicans Unsure What Lady Prisoners Need Tampons For

'I’m almost sorry I heard the bill,' said Lawrence, the committee chairman. 'I didn’t expect to hear pads and tampons and the problems of periods.'

Arizona Sovereign Citizen: A Model, Idiot?

Which patented pose will he use in court? Le Tigre, Magnum, or Blue Steel?

Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth

We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.

We Need To Discuss This Revenge Porn Douchebro Running For Jeff Flake’s Senate Seat

Craig Brittain is an astoundingly bad human being, in nearly every way it is possible to be a bad human being.

The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole ‘Rep. Trent Franks’ Thing Down

We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL?

Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!

GOP Congressdentist Very Mad CNN Reporting On This Crazy Nonsense He Made Up

We have found our newest idiot, and it is this ass.

Jeff Flake: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck TRUMP, Bob Corker’s Cool, I’m Out

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out
CRUSH

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps

It's kind of a sad Nice Time.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Guy needs a monocle and a Persian cat

Disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Pardon Me, I’d Like To Be Senator

Maybe there's some openings at ICE?

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.