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Wingnut OUTRAGED Obama Gave Interview To Noted Gay Porn Site ‘Huffington Post’

  Big news: President Obama finally did an interview for a gay porn website! Which one, you might be wondering? Fratmen? No, silly, Barack Obama isn’t a fratman, he is the president! Broke Straight Boys? Wrong again, Obama has enough money already. Cocky Boys? We would have seen that already … ahem. No, it is Huffington Post, the gay porn site Arianna Huffington made! Read more on Wingnut OUTRAGED Obama Gave Interview To Noted Gay Porn Site ‘Huffington Post’…
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Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In

Did you know that the first black chairman of the RNC was fired on Martin Luther King Day? We are not going to look it up, we are sure this chick Miranda was right about it, she seems like the kind of person who would be right about stuff. And even if Michael Steele, the first black chairman of the RNC, was not fired on Martin Luther King Day, it seems like the kind of thing the RNC would do, so we are just going to go with it. Did you also know that Michael Steele was not invited to participate in this Republican National Convention, like at all? We read that somewhere, it is probably also true. Him and Sarah Palin, man, the UNINVITED. Read more on Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In…
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Donald Trump Yells At Rich Lady Arianna Huffington And Tells GOP To Get Mean

Pus-filled gluteal boil Donald Trump took to the Twittertubes today to comment on the comeliness of sweatshop-celebriporn-blog overseer Arianna Huffington. We thought he liked women with accents? After the whole entire Internet said, “Eew, Donald, SO RUDE!” Trump followed up with a promise of more drama to come: “Don’t think my statement on @ariannahuff was harsh, if you knew her and the phony Huffington Post you would understand— more to follow.” Yes, Donald. If only we saw the world through your eyes we would understand. At least until someone mercifully went all Earl of Gloucester on us. Read more on Donald Trump Yells At Rich Lady Arianna Huffington And Tells GOP To Get Mean…
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On Sideboob: The Deep Impact and Thundering Significance Of Arianna Huffington and the Sides of Stars’ Boobs

If anyone even vaguely involved in online publishing (or as we call it here in the year 2012, “publishing”) tries to tell you that they don’t pay attention to what the Huffington Post is up to, they are filthy liars. For good or for ill, HuffPo has changed the way we report politics, news, pets, sexy ladies, sexy ladies in bikinis, and everything else. That’s why it sent shockwaves through the industry last night when people began to notice an important new HuffPo vertical (this is web-dork-speak for “section”) dedicated entirely to sideboobs. That URL is huffingtonpost dot com slash news slash sideboob, so you know it’s bringing you all the important sideboob news; more in-depth features, the sideboob longreads, come later, we guess. The question that now confronts all other publishers is: do you get into a sideboob arms race with Arianna Huffington? We don’t have their deep pockets to pay sideboob-specialist paparazzi who hover at celebrities’ sides, waiting to see boobs, but we’ve aggregated our own sideboob slideshow for you, after the jump. Read more on On Sideboob: The Deep Impact and Thundering Significance Of Arianna Huffington and the Sides of Stars’ Boobs…
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Canada Urging HuffPo Bloggers To Revolt, Like In Egypt

There is literally nothing more important on Earth than America Online’s purchase of Arianna Huffington’s celebriporn blog. Nothing. This is why Canadian agents provocateurs are leaving comments on the NYT calling for insurrection. Insurrection! This particular Canadian (we hide his assumed name to protect ourselves from the tanks of oppression) wants HuffPo bloggers to quit writing free blog posts for the HuffPo. Sounds like sedition to us! Read more on Canada Urging HuffPo Bloggers To Revolt, Like In Egypt…
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AOL Buys Arianna Huffington’s Famous Internet Website

Sweet Jeebus, AOL has agreed to purchase popular liberal/Brangelina Internet destination “The Huffington Post” for $315 million! Why does AOL think this is a wise investment? And will Arianna Huffington’s citizen journalists continue to Win the Afternoon, with the hottest hot scoops (“D-List Celebrity Has Boobs” and “Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Celebrities Who Have Boobs” and “BREAKING: So Many Boobs!”)? There is probably a HuffPo “personality quiz” and/or slideshow that can answer both of these important questions. [CNN] Read more on AOL Buys Arianna Huffington’s Famous Internet Website… Read more on AOL Buys Arianna Huffington’s Famous Internet Website…
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Arianna Huffington Nearly Blows Up Plane With Rude BlackBerry Use

After a long night of partying in Las Vegas with the CEO of Twitter (what?), Arianna Huffington boarded a plane to New York and then immediately began to play Angry Birds on her BlackBerry, which is not only rude but also against the law. (Arianna eventually turned off her dumb phone when asked nicely by flight attendants.) Anyway, somehow she got into a huge fight with another passenger, because of cellular phones. And then Arianna had to speak with the cops after her plane landed at LaGuardia. This is a statement released by “a spokesman” (unpaid journalist) who interns for free at Arianna Huffington’s content farm: “There was a passenger who seemed upset. Arianna thought he didn’t like the snacks. Guess not. Maybe he was an iPhone fan. As you know, the battle between iPhone lovers and BlackBerry users can get pretty heated.” Is this an actual statement released by an actual Huffington Post spokesman? Or is it today’s horoscope, on Huffington Post College? [Fox News] Read more on Arianna Huffington Nearly Blows Up Plane With Rude BlackBerry Use… Read more on Arianna Huffington Nearly Blows Up Plane With Rude BlackBerry Use…
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“PERHAPS NO ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS MORE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH THE PRESIDENCY.” – Arianna Huffington’s Internet Tendency is careful to hedge on its necessary contextualization of the Oval Office. [HuffPost] Read more on …
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Meghan McCain And Arianna Huffington Visit The ‘Politics Part’ Of Jay Leno’s ‘Jay Leno Show’

What you are seeing here is Arianna Huffington, Stephen Baldwin, Jim Norton and—as required by law—Meghan McCain talk about crucial politics things with Jay Leno, who is apparently living out some nascent Bill Maher fantasy, what with the newsy roundtable. It is a disaster, especially the zeitgesity David Letterman part. Arianna talks about having affairs with married people, and then our Meg says something about how her dad is John McCain, and how awkward this makes sex!!, or something. There are about 90 elephants in the room… which reminds your Wonkette Editor: NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of a certain strain about young Meg’s physical appearance. She is an impressionable young brilliant Republican strategist! Read more on Meghan McCain And Arianna Huffington Visit The ‘Politics Part’ Of Jay Leno’s ‘Jay Leno Show’…
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Peggy Noonan Worries That Internet Writers Cannot Perform Five-month Undercover Journalistic Investigations In Newark!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Madame regina St. Peggintonia Noonanshire of the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet guest-hosted a special version of Mornington Joeington today, and one of the topics was the Death of Newspapers and Journalism. In this snippetington, she interrupts a polite conversation between Mika and Arianna to declare an Official Sadness over how, in the future times, our greatest newspapers will not be able to afford sending a single reporter “undercover” to Newark, New Jersey for five months. “Oh well.” Then she calls everyone who does anything on the Internet an idiot, especially in San Diego. Just a very rude woman sometimes, Peggington is. [MSNBC] Read more on Peggy Noonan Worries That Internet Writers Cannot Perform Five-month Undercover Journalistic Investigations In Newark!…
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Arianna Huffington Has Unique Take On Clinton Appointment

We’ll put this nicely since we don’t wish to become victims of Gawker-style HuffPo blogroll revenge: GIVE THE POOR DUO A CHANCE, FAIREST ARIANNA! She writes in this column of hers, “It’s a Nora Ephron romantic comedy. When Hillary Met Barack. Sleepless in Chappaqua. You’ve Got Fundraising Email. Two intensely driven politicians cross paths, each seeking the highest office in the land — talk about a cute meet!” Just… gahh… hmm… we see the writerly device here and it’s trite vapid plagiarism of Maureen Dowd not very edifying. Look. This selection process has been the most drama-free thing a Clinton has ever done. Celebrate! [HuffPo] Read more on Arianna Huffington Has Unique Take On Clinton Appointment…
 

Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried ‘Conventional Wisdom Zombies’

newVideoPlayer("huff.flv", 463, 387,"");Wonkette’s Liz Glover had the opportunity last night to interview Arianna Huffington, founder of Daily Kos or something, about her new book and the nicknames she chooses for Tim Russert. When Liz is waiting for Arianna to sign her a copy of the book, some guy in line says “I know people that work for her,” presumably people who write for the Huffington Post. In other words, this guy knows any human being on earth. Read more on Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried ‘Conventional Wisdom Zombies’…
 

Arianna Huffington says John McCain told her he didn’t vote for George W. Bush in 2000, and she thinks this is some indication of “how far he’s fallen.” It could be that, or it could be that George W. Bush had ruined his chance at the presidency by racially smearing his young daughter only months earlier. [HuffPo] Read more on …
 

‘Despicable Woman, Would You Agree?’

Bill O’Reilly is shocked that Huffington Post commenters say mean things about Nancy Reagan and Tony Snow! And so he sent some little man to confront the Hate Queen Arianna Huffington about her hateful hate speech and she had no response except some jibber jabber about how “the Internet works.” Read more on ‘Despicable Woman, Would You Agree?’…
 

Newsweek Celebrates America’s Hottest Powerful Women

Newsweek salutes Powerful Women! Like Blog-empress Arianna Huffington, Atlanta Mayor Shirley Franklin, and, uh, Rachael Ray. All fine examples of modern female leadership! One went from successful pundit/author to head of one of the most influential lefty sites on the internet, one is the first female mayor of Atlanta (and the first black woman to be elected mayor of any major southern city), and one is a busty television personality whose Wikipedia page currently describes her as “this hot ass beautiful, young womens.” Just as Arianna proved that you can marry a gay Republican and still amass political power and influence (on the internet), Rachael Ray proved that you can overcome the adversity of being an attractive woman without any training or ability in cooking and still end up the breakout star of a tv network dedicated ostensibly to the culinary arts. In All Their Glory [Newsweek] Read more on Newsweek Celebrates America’s Hottest Powerful Women…
 

Rumors On The Internets: Ali, Ali Oxen Free

* Arianna partied harder than you did last night. [HuffPo] * West Wing paper airplane competition destroys records of Abramoff visits to the White House. [TPM Muckracker] * Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pissed that rumors about Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei’s death always start with “Iranian supreme leader.” [Regime Change in Iran] * Karl Rove wants to see Condi vs. Hillary in ’08. Negroponte does what he’s told. [Democrats.com] * Netroots swearing-in party is first and last time any of these nerds will be in a VIP room. [Flickr] * Eleanor Clift’s new nickname for Hillary Clinton is hilarious, so funny — really, just spot on. [The Gaggle] * Most annoying TV personality in the world thinks Nancy Pelosi is most liberal woman in the world. [Think Progress] Read more on Rumors On The Internets: Ali, Ali Oxen Free…
 

BlackBerrys Tearing Apart Our Most Attractive Families

From yet another piece on CrackBerry addiction (new angle: it makes you a bad parent!) comes this bit of famous family fun: Christina Huffington, 17 years old and the older daughter of the Huffington Post co-founder Arianna Huffington, introduced the topic of her mom’s constant emailing during a session with the family therapist. Her mother carries two BlackBerrys with her at all times. She looks at them while shopping and doing the downward-dog pose in yoga practice. “I had the feeling that my mom never listened to me,” Christina says. The therapist advised that the family dinner table be an email-free zone. Still, Christina has her own BlackBerry — a gift from her mother — and she often uses it to communicate with her mom. Read more on BlackBerrys Tearing Apart Our Most Attractive Families…
 

Victory By Failure!

Arianna Huffington was really pushing Murtha this week — not just as House leader, but as “Person of the Year.” Now that everybody’s saying they knew all along that Duckman would win, we figured Arianna would pop up with something similar, but instead she’s claiming total victory for Pelosi because … nobody paid any attention to Pelosi. Read more on Victory By Failure!…
 

Gossip Roundup: Blame It on Rio

Heard on the Hill: Former Jack Kingston flack turned blogger for Senate candidate Mike Bouchard posts elaborate lie about Bouchard rescuing garbage man from buring truck: “Mike Bouchard leaps into action when a garbage truck catches on fire.” Video shows Bouchard kinda standing there… Jewel was on the Hill lobbying against mastectomies or something. [Roll Call] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Blame It on Rio…
 

Gossip Roundup: Vote and Die

Heard on the Hill: Rick Santorum’s mailing out bootleg LIVESTRONG bracelets that say “Santorum”… “Actress Mary Tyler Moore is coming to Capitol Hill today to promote a new magazine published by the National Institutes of Health.” She wrote a poem about Diabetes. [Roll Call] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Vote and Die…
 

Gossip Roundup: The Smell of Fear

Heard on the Hill: Rep. Kartherine Harris was seen barefoot outside of her house, screaming into her mail slot, “Let me in”. . . Does Rep. Marilyn Musgrave (R-Colo.) support the KKK?. . . “Lots of would-be Cabinet and high-level White House officials in a Gore administration” attended the reception for his film. [Roll Call] Read more on Gossip Roundup: The Smell of Fear…
 

Remainders: Love, Money, or Pure Hate

* Happy anniversary, Arianna! We hope HuffPo lives longer than Dick Cheney. [HuffPo] * What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A moving van. What does a gay man bring on a second date? What second date? [Satirical Political] Read more on Remainders: Love, Money, or Pure Hate…