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Toby Keith, the terrible country music singer who has spent the last seven years laughing at Arabs for getting killed by American bombs (2002 lyric: “we lit up your world like the Fourth of July”), is inexplicably a Democrat who supports Obama. This makes no sense. Perhaps he is one of those “Peter Beinart Democrats” who saturated our magazines and newspapers in the years after 9/11 — you know, like “we want sweeping health care reform, but we also really like bombing the shit out of Arabs.” Joe Lieberman is the worst … Wait, what was the question? Oh yes: weird redneck Toby Keith is a Democrat for Obama. [AP]

Thanks to Wonkette niche blog operative “Colin” for introducing us to the blog “BLACK MEN FOR MCCAIN.” Who knew! Unfortunately one of these black men is pissed as all get-out at McCain’s Online Store. He notes that the store sells tee shirts for the following groups — Women For McCain, Irish For McCain, Jewish Americans For McCain, Hispanics For McCain, Asian & Pacific Islanders For McCain, and Arab Americans For McCain — but none for our swarthiest brethren. He writes, “I’m black, proud, and I want a damn T-shirt. I have contacted the McCain campaign and received no reply. I think it’s safe to assume that if Arab Americans get their own shirt, Black Men are not asking too much…” It’s rather impressive (impressive?) that neocon bomb & blood fetishist John McCain expects more ARAB votes than black votes. [Black Men For McCain]

America’s finest opinion-writer-of, Peggy Noonan, recently visited an airport somewhere — possibly in West Texas, Oklahoma or Central California. She is the Merle Haggard of the Jet Age, the Woody Guthrie of business travel. Also, she is an old white lady and the TSA minorities are sticking the beeping wand between her withered old thighs, and that ain’t right! It’s unnatural, as she is not even an Arab! Let’s enjoy an Okie-Dog of Metaphors with the Op-Ed Princess of Bloomingdale’s, after the jump.

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* One bald man will beat another. [Wizbang Politics]
* The real victim in the whole Valerie Plame thing was Norman Pearlstine. [Fresh Intelligence]
* We all hate Hillary and Rudy, so of course they’re way, way ahead. [Election Central]
* The Jews that run the media and the Democratic Party are out to destroy Fred Thompson. [Hot Air]
* US should stop teaching Iraqis how to kill people until US troops get out of the way of the bullets. [Iraq Slogger]
* German people are angry because some Arabs are building a very tall mosque. [LGF]
* Any day now Sam Brownback is going to make a comeback. [Political Insider]
* Though George Bush is sure to be vindicated by history, the short term may need some other kind of solution. [Redstate]

Hey everybody, Michele Malkin somehow went even crazier. America’s least-favorite self-hating immigrant now thinks her name is “John Doe” because … well, we have no idea why. It’s Malkin, so anything can mean anything at any time. But whatever she’s up to usually has something to do with her firm belief that Invisible Liberal Arabs need to be locked up in World War II concentration camps.

Take our exciting quiz and win an invisible Arab prize, after the jump.

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A Wonkette operative notes that Santorum’s people are filling a dumpster with unwanted books from his Senate offices. What kind of stuff do they like in Rick’s World? Scary books about The Gays, that’s what! These are allegedly actual books being tossed out today: MORE »