Tag: arabic

good luck, there's a brown man on the plane

What Are Airline Passengers Freaking Out About These Days? Why, Muslims, Of Course

Looks like we picked the wrong week to start racial profiling. Wait -- there's no right week.

Hero Parents Will Save Us All From The Terror Of Jihadi Handwriting

If you were wondering if anti-Muslim hysteria has hit fever pitch in America yet, wonder no longer. Feast your eyes on the good -- OK, actually not very good at all -- people of Augusta County Virginia. Now, we are...
ISIS cake spokesmodel

Confederate Loser Buys Delicious ISIS Cake From Walmart Bakery, Doesn’t Eat It

Gather 'round, little children, for we have a heartwarming story about Walmart, ISIS, cake, and this one Louisiana dumbass named Chuck Netzhammer, who is very sad about how America is stomping all over his beloved traitor Confederate flag. So,...
These are Yang worship words! You will not say them!

New York School Profanes American Flag With Arabic Pledge, Burn It All Down!

Remember when you read in your high school history books about the wave of anti-German hysteria in America during the first World War, when publishers of German-language newspapers were hounded out of business, German street names were changed, some...

Texans Don’t Care For Your Heathen Muslin Dust Storms, National Weather Service

Like the good, decent, patriotic paranoid wingnuts of Arizona a couple years back, the good, decent, patriotic paranoid wingnuts of Texas know a threat to all that's good and holy and American when they see one, and what they...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Cache Of Crazy

Happy Saturday, Wonkaroonies, and welcome to another installment of Derp Roundup, where we stomp on a bunch of stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite enough to do a full post on, to squeeze out...

WND: Obama Gay Married Islam

It's been nearly...oh, a few days, maybe, since there was an insane conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, so of course there's another one! Barack Obama has a wedding ring, and unlike a normal American male, it is slightly fancy with...

American Web Commenters Very Upset About Arab-Speaking Nations Getting Terrorist Version of Internet

If you are an elitist internationalist with a nancy-boy education, the news that internet top-level domains will now be available in other alphabets was probably not a direct threat to your precious freedoms and sexuality. You probably didn't even...

Barack Obama, Speaking Arabic, Media Insanity, Etc.

Let's get it out of the way: Barack Obama said a word in Arabic to the Saudi King! How many of these Arabic "words" does he secretly know? What we need is more Ed Henry-type reporter antiheroes to pin...

Gossip Roundup: Back in the Classroom