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Posts Tagged ‘aqua teen hunger force’

SERVICE JOURNALISM

Cancel Out The Vote Of Your Paint-Huffing Neighbor!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Here is a cute little GOTV video out of North Carolina. North Carolina is wonderful place full of halibut fishermen, drug addicts, and anti-same-sex hog coupling activists. [News & Observer]


HOMELAND SECURITY

Boston Shuts Down Again, Over Terrorist Traffic-Counter Box

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Scary! - WonketteYou know those traffic-counting gizmos that city workers string across streets to figure out how many vehicles are passing? Well, the brave anti-terrorism officials of Boston most certainly do not know of these common devices — so they shut down the city today, again, and blew up the traffic counter. You know, the traffic counter the City of Boston was paying for …. MORE »