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Posts Tagged ‘appoinments’

THE UNICORN'S CABINET

Fat, Hated Burnout Considered Leading Candidate For Treasury Secretary

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

It's Trig!Barack Obama’s first major administration appointee was the biggest dick in Washington. How can he top that with his second pick? Why by picking the biggest dick in various academic and economic circles, of course! All of the “murmurs” surrounding Treasury Secretary possibilities center around Lawrence “Larry” Summers, who held the post under Clinton from 1999 to 2001 and then ran off to be President of Harvard, where everyone hated him for his awful management style and overt disgust for all ladies. He was forced to resign. But now he might get a shot at redemption! MORE »