Tag: apocalypse

Oh hi, Wonkers! It's Sunday afternoon, which means we're going to yammer at you for a minute before we go eat bloody marys for brunch. We...

Happy Saturday, nerds! As you may have noticed, the world did not end Wednesday, even though it was very definitely supposed to, and it...

Oh hi! Are you still here? UNPOSSIBLE, because we told you the world is ending today, this day, Wednesday the seventh day of the...

You may have been pretty relieved when we dodged the Mormon Apocalypse last week, what with the supermoon lunar eclipse not ushering in any Utah-destroying...

Hey, everybody, better get your butts out of bed and off to your jobs after all, because it looks like the Mormon Apocalypse has...

Aw yeah, it's that time again folks. The end times, you hear? Time to get right with the Lord and take stock of your...

Just in case plain old hating Messicans wasn't enough reason to oppose immigration reform, Texas wingnut extraordinaire Cathie Adams, the former state GOP chair...

Sometimes your Wonkette gets so carried away lamenting the ills of American politics that we ignore the bigger picture: The Mayan Apocalypse is coming...

Back when California used to have the nation's top public schools (instead of the worst) and biggest state park system (instead of locked-gate meth-lab...

Oh, sad face again: Millions are still without power in the U.S. Northeast, for about the fifth time this year. Whether caused by hurricanes,...

What will it be like when America's tensed-up trigger-finger cops are finally let loose upon the populist demonstrations all over the country? We got...

How are things in the American Heartland this morning? Very terrible, according to this video news report from ... a comedy blog? A superhero...

Welcome to Hurricane Irene's "Rapture Part 2!" Haha, does anyone ever get the feeling that the news media is praying for the apocalyptic demise...

Yet another D.C. earthquake! Again centered in Virginia under Eric Cantor's nuclear dildo factory or whatever! DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN. We have to go to bed,...

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