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The mobile-home hobbits were very busy over the weekend, so we got about 5,000 versions of the latest NOBAMA spam this weekend, invariably sent from AOL addresses. Somebody is VERY confused!!?? about a few things, and we better send this to all our friends. MORE »

Way back in the early 1990s, America learned the hard way that strange e-mails from people with AOL e-mail addresses like “krazi hott lucey” are not “hott” even if they are “krazi.” In other words, Hillary’s special group of educationally challenged “white women” are going to launch a War of Horror against this country, America, that will make Ron Paul’s Revolution look like LOVE spelled backwards. Read the curiously misspelled warning, after the jump.

From: Krazihottkelli@aolcom

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If hillary getz screwed over by obama,

white voterz and uz Florida voterz will

make sure we put MCCAINZ WAR MONGER AZZ IN

Charley Crist, My Florida govenor moved up

our primay so he could be john mccainz

vice prezident…my votez not going to

count..thiz iz my very first vote in my

WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY

AND HE STOLE IT..AND I’M PIZZED…SO IF

HILLARY DOEZN’T GET IN…THERE ARE GOING

TO BE A BUNCH OF PIZZED OFF WHITE WOMAN

THAT WILL BE REALLY TO KILL OR FIGHT

SOMEONE..MAYBE EVEN A WHOLE EFFEN COUNTRY.

ZZZZ I WANT MY EFFEN VOTE/I WANT MY HILLARY…NOW..SHE HAZ THE MOZT
VOTEZ..AND

THE ”’BATTLEGROUND KEY STATES ”’ THAT

BEATZ MCCAINZ 666 YRZ. OF WAR..

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WORST. DEBATE. EVER. Take our fun poll and find out? [AOL Hot Seat]

In response to this post, which was magically linked from the front page of AOL.com. When the Apocalypse comes, will Mark Penn save us or them?

Everyone knows the reason RedState.com banned Paultards from their Internets is because their savior is racist, and if conservatives care about one group it’s the non-old white plutocrats. AOL’s Political Machine seeks to know more about Dr. Paul, however, and queries, “Why Do Racists Back Ron Paul?” A quick AOL-to-Wonkette translation reveals that “Racists” means “People in general.” MORE »

Dulles loses its crown as Media Capital of the World as Time-Warner takes AOL headquarters to New York. [Washington Post]

* Two AU students killed in a hit and run. [Read Express]
* Free dog: “A young black lab followed some joggers from Rock Creek Park and entered my back yard on Shepherd Street today (Friday at noon).” [Petworth News]
* Steer clear of tomorrow’s protest route: “The march will begin at 12:30PM. Participants will cross Memorial Bridge into Arlington and walk to the Pentagon North parking lot for a rally.” [MetrobloggingDC]
* Disney announces black princess: “Will Disney just try to paint a black face on a princess and call her the first of her kind and yet, not give the story any ‘cultural’ distinction?” [Sugar N Spice]
* DC has an AOL Irish Mafia. [Adam's R&R]

Wonkette editors on both coasts were mystified by a “tip” received this morning:

From: _____@aol.com
To: tips@wonkette.com
Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:49:37 EST
Subject: (no subject)
Total bullshit. I never eat at McDonald’s. And at the time I wasn’t even living in Washington, or wearing a bow tie. Eating a breakfast sandwich as I walked out the door? Come on. Seriously.

Unravel the mystery with us, after the jump.

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• Pictures of hot Israeli women in IDF uniforms. [IMAO]
• Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq, will take shooting lessons. Think Progress commenter asks: “Who is Lindsay Lohan?” [Think Progress]
• AOL user search data includes: “how to kill your wife” “wife killer” “how to kill a wife” “poop.” [Hit&Run]
• Glenn Reynolds celebrates 5 years with himself. Traditional gifts include wood or clocks. [Instapundit]