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Suddenly that gas price no longer indicates how old this photo is!

Let Us Now Praise Famous K-Lo Recipes: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers

Important National Review Online pundit Kathryn Jean Lopez only really gets excited twice a year: When she makes up another excuse to get people to send her a bunch of porn, and when Thanksgiving comes around so she can...

Striking Fast Food Workers Hope To Be Treated As Well As Lab Animals Someday

OK, so here's a video that you really DO want to see -- and we PROMISE there's no Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh or even My Little Ponies hidden in there -- just a short clip from a TED...

K-Lo Posts Her Dream Recipe: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers

Important National Review Online pundit Kathryn Jean Lopez only really gets excited twice a year: When she makes up another excuse to get people to send her a bunch of porn, and when Thanksgiving comes around so she can...

American Hero Eats Sandwich

A special ceremony is planned Tuesday afternoon at McDonald’s in Fond du Lac for Don Gorske. That’s because, since 1972, Gorske has eaten at least two Big Macs a day, which means the 57-year-old will be eating his 25,000th...

America About As Awful As Ever

Here are just a few reasons why you should move to the Moon as soon as possible: Predictable asshole Scott Walker has threatened to fire public employees if his famous union-busting bill remains tied up in court. Meanwhile, Barack...

McDonald’s Will Hire 50,000 of America’s 24.3 Million Unemployed

Good news, hamburglars! Industrial cow-parts processor "McDonaldland Corporation" will hire 50,000 of the nation's 24,300,000 million officially unemployed, "involuntary part-time" and "discouraged" workers. Just show up at your local McDonald's (or the other one, at the next offramp) on...

Animated Michelle Obama Superhero Kills McDonaldland Clown With Dildo

This is the story that finally almost broke the computers at Next Media Animation, because these Chinese animators have an incredibly hard time making fat people -- everyone in the NMA animated video world looks like a 15-year-old skinny...

Scientists Predict ‘Tsunami of Obesity’ Will Destroy Humankind

Close your eyes and imagine that you are drowning in a giant ocean of human belly fat. Does this image make you unhappy? Too bad, according to scientists who say that we are all going to die in a...

Best-Ever NYT Columnist Ends Best-Ever Column (It’s a Food Column)

This didn't get a lot of traction on the political blogs yesterday, but the very excellent Mark Bittman of the New York Times announced that he's ending the greatest newspaper column ever, "The Minimalist," which is a column that...

Obama’s State of the Union Speech Is/Will Be Bad Because ….

Republican time travelers have a very strong argument against Barack Obama's state of the union speech -- the speech he will give tonight -- and it basically goes like this: "Oh yeah, well then why doesn't everyone have a...

DC Burger Battle Just a Proxy War For Lawyers v. Humans

Besides Bride Wars, Junkyard Wars and Star Wars, my favorite military engagements are burger wars. Lucky for me, and unlucky for dignity, there are actual adults currently waging a burger war in the heart of Dupont Circle, a really...